Wednesday 13 August 2008

Places I would like to be spanked, part 1

On top of the Empire State Building (what a view, and I love New York almost as much as I do London)

In a box at the theatre, preferably watching Ballet as that would seem most irreverent!

On Brighton Beach (just because I love Brighton really, and it is a small London but with sea (and most wonderful shops.....) - who can argue with that?

Over a Stile in a country field - preferably as a stable hand or Edwardian House maid escaping the "evil" lord of the Manor

In a swimming pool - yes surprisingly enough I am sure i have never achieved this

In the Panties - sorry Pantiles of ROYAL Tunbridge Well (sorry Lucy!!)

...and that is all I can think of right now....but if I think of more I will post them up for you all

10 comments:

Lucy McLean said...

Harrumph.

SPANKEDHORTIC said...

The theater box is a nice idea. Always fancied York Cathedral myself.

Prefectdt

John said...

Handspanking during a ballet performance might be a bit noisy but a caning could fit the bill! Now what ballet should it accompany? Stravinsky's Sacre du Printemps would provide plenty of percussive opportunities but the ultimate transgressive moment would have to be during the Rose Adagio. You could be en pointe for the cane strokes... perfect!!

J

Leia-Ann Woods said...

ah....and you happen to have chosen my two of my favourite ballets/scenes....the Rpse Adagio is one of the hardest pieces to perform...I remember my feet nearly dying when I finally pulled it off...and Rite of Spring....lovely!!! Also Romeo Andf Juliet Capulets Ball...very loud so no spanking could be heard!!!

John said...

Ooooh - "Montagues and Capulets" - perfect accompaniment to a spanking with a nice stiff leather paddle ;-)

J

Leia-Ann Woods said...

Indeed....though Chris Gable's choreography for NBT was the greatest IMHO, and is so very dramatic....followed by the beautiful yet simple pas de deux with Romeo and Juliet. Lovely!

Adrian Hardhand said...

Hello Leia

Ah, fantasies...

One of my favourites: Ladies' Ice Skating Competitions should end with a Best Bottom Competition. The arena would be filled to capacity with an excited audience. All female contestants would come on to the ice wearing skates, thongs, and skimpy tops. A designated spanker would take a girl over his knee, and apply his palm until her bottom is nice and red. He would deal similarly with all the remaining girls. The judges would select five finalists, who would each receive a dose of the tawse. After this the contestants would be narrowed down to three, and each would receive a dozen strokes of the cane. One of the three would be named First Alternate, and she would be allowed to stand aside. The remaining two would receive another yet another dozen. After this one of the girls would be named Runner-Up. A tiara would be firmly embedded in the hair of the Queen of the competion, her thong would be removed, and she would get a final dozen -- with a dragon cane. HD television cameras would capture *all* her charms in glorious detail. Her prize? A dozen dragon canes, surely.

Yrs in pervery, Adrian

Adrian Hardhand said...

Hello Leia

My fertile imagination came up with something during my siesta, just ended:

How 'bout a dress rehearsal of a Balanchine work (the usual skimpy costumes) before an audience? The ballet master carries a cane, which slashes down on the dancers when he's dissatisfied with their efforts. Somehow you just can't exeecute essential details of your solo to his satisfaction which, of course, leads to a fullblooded thrashing in front of company, stagehands, and audience....

Yrs in pervery, Adrian

Michelle said...

Please tell me you don't mean Brighton Beach in brooklyn, because it is gross there

Adrian Hardhand said...

Hello Michelle

Since Leia is a nice English girl, it's HIGHLY unlikely that she's referring to Brooklyn.

Brighton is a coastal town, pleasantly appointed, where one goes for a seaside holiday, hoping that the weather will cooperate -- by no means I given in the UK.

(That's why I live on Maui.)

Yrs in pervery, Adrian

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