Leia's New Musings!

Amazing and original fem domme event in London

2012-02-02T20:46:00.000Z

Hello folks!

I know I have probably alerted you to this event but now it looms in the diary so it is high time I reminded you, lest you forget! On February 10th a brand new event is launched on the scene and I can assure you it is completely original and comes from the heart of someone who really knows and understands femme domme, Slayer.

The Slayers will be Amy Hunter (the one and only Atom Bomb), Lucy Mclean (Of Northern Spanking and known as the Matron from hell!), Jadie Reece (the Blonde Bombshell), Mistress Switch (who will make her entrance on her broomstick), and myself (the not so good Doctor!). While we are all capable of being truly evil, we will only be as evil as you can cope with, promise!

Each of us will be dressed in a certain way (for example I shall be a sadistic doctor) and will deal with you in that role in a 1-2-1 setting. What more could you ask for?

to book your place e-mail slayerscp@hotmail.co.uk or find out more about Slayers events by clicking on the banner below:

I EXPECT to see you there you naughty boys!

If you could describe me as a chemical....

2012-01-26T20:42:00.000Z

Hello folks. It is random post time. I was thinking recently about chemistry (you would expect this I guess!) and how a submissive like myself could be described with the chemical hazard signs we all know if we have ever had to go through COSHH. Here it is!

Yep, I am an irritant. I should be a professor of irritating. Just ask those that deal with me/own me and are masochistic enough to try and get me to be obedient and keep my mouth shut for all of 5 minutes!!!!

The above might not be so clear, but it means environmental hazard. How can that be you say? Ah but I am if very naughty and forced to go and pick my own birches for punishment. We MUST save the trees ladies and gentlemen!

The above represents explosive. No not me but I may cause the dominant ~~sadist~~ masochist dealing with my terrible behaviour to explode with rage/impatience/utter despair before I have even begun to learn my lesson. Oh well...

This one is corrosive. I am. I am the type of submissive that is able to corrode the will of my dominant with the use of the art of distraction...I have been advised not to attempt this method to evade punishment any more, but as we have seen obedience is not my strong point!

Obviously my bad behaviour does result in my bottom being aflame, as the above symbol represents. My bottom easily catches fire as a result of cheek and 'witty' comments at the wrong moment. Oops...

Naturally I am harmful. VERY harmful! I am so to any dom's mental health and to my physical health. The sad thing is I never seem to learn my lesson. Maybe it is time to turn over a new leaf! Well, we can all dream...can't we?

So that is it folks! Hope you found this as amusing as I did writing it!

SPECIAL GUEST! Bottoms Up spanking welcomes Zoe Montana

2012-01-15T19:57:00.000Z

Hello folks! I am very pleased and so very excited to announce that I will be having a special guest at the Bottoms Up party on 27th January. The lady is all the way from Australia and many of you may know her name well; It is no less than Zoe Montana! Here is what the lady says about herself:

"For those of you who know me, I am sure you remember that I am a very well behaved girl who never ever gets into any trouble at all! It is true, that I do from time to time end up in the Headmasters office but it is usually the terrible influence of other girls who lead me astray, or tell tales to the teachers that simply aren't true.

For those of you who do not know me; I am a cheeky Australian who was lucky enough to find the spanking scene in 2006. Corporal punishment is now an ongoing passion for me, and I enjoy a huge variety of spanking sessions. I love role-play and enjoy dressing up and playing out all sorts of different domestic roles. As a schoolgirl I can be as submissive and 'well behaved' or as rebellious and naughty as you like. As a headmistress I thrive on being stern, strict and ensuring that you get the punishment you deserve. Or I can be kind and nurturing, ensuring that you get the punishment that you deserve but with lots of caresses and soothing touch. It is so much fun finding all the different characters within me.

I also enjoy sessions in which we can just be ourselves, share some wine and enjoy the many aspects of spanking play. Whether it is light and sensual or very intense play I am open to a wide range of corporal punishment scenarios and implements. Please feel comfortable emailing me any fantasy scenarios you might have, I am a true spanking enthusiast and am delighted to be apart of the most simple punishment canings through to the most unusual and complex scenarios.

Like so many of the delightful girls on Spankeefinder I am a true switch. I feel as comfortable dealing with naughty boys or girls, as I do bending over for the punishment I not only deserve, but need. I have not had a lot of spanking play in the 2 years that I have been in Australia and I am SO SO excited to be coming back to London where I will once again have the opportunity to play with other enthusiasts!"

I welcome Zoe to Bottoms Up!

BOOM! Hello 2012!

2012-01-09T16:14:00.000Z

Well, my spanking for 2012 was delayed for this year but by God it was worth the wait! Lucy and Paul of Northern Spanking held their 'Yay we live in England' party on Saturday, and what fun it was too! Now I have been saving much recently for my future life so had a proper girl strop (quietly because the partner was still asleep) on the morning about having nothing to wear, where I settled on the old favourite of St Trinians style school girl. I have no pictures, sorry. Punish me if you wish! Teacher Slayer and I arrived early to help set up, but before we knew it time had gone and it was time to look like a schoolie for the evening. For some strange reason the costume was popular, I can't think why!!!

It was so good to see so many friends in one place and before long play in various rooms began. At one point Lucy, Caroline and I ran up the stairs excitedly to meet Adele and Jimmy outside the bathroom. Lucy said 'Nobody does anything until they have washed their hands", please leave comments as to what you think happened next (keep it vaguely clean folks!)...

The highlight of the evening was a school detention (yes no need for my strop after all; I was dressed correctly!), which was headed by Paul Kennedy. I cannot describe it all as it lasted over 3 hours but I will give you what I thought to be the best bits. Also, Another guessing game for you folks: Who was first over his desk for a spanking? Answers in the comments please! Mr Kennedy was overwhelmed with pupils and inebriated ones at that! Nevertheless he held the maximum amount of order in the most difficult conditions with CT, Emma Jane, Pandora, Adele, Emma Bishop, Cate, Caroline and myself in a classroom TOGETHER! Some time in to our 'lesson' I noticed something disconcerting out of the corner of my eye, but dismissed it as impossible. How wrong I was. Without ANY warning Matron (Lucy McLean) came storming in to the room and began he individual style of restoring order, which she managed with incredible speed. There had clearly been drinking going on in class and Matron began a lecture on how awful this was. She was just finishing up with "There will be no drinking in this class" when there came a pop of a champagne cork from between my legs. The class buckled with laughter, I tried to look innocent (yes I know, but marks should always be rewarded for effort!), but failed miserably. In vague hope that Matron had not realised it was me I looked over at her only to come eyeball to eyeball with the Matron death stare and an order to come to the front of the class. I was to be tawsed on the hands, and received four strokes, OUCH! I never used to like this play, but now I enjoy it (with those I know and trust), as I love the eye contact with the person punishing you, together with the pain, which really increases the feeling of shame within me. CT, and EJ also earned a tawsing, both on their hands and their bottoms. While the attention was not on me I shared the bubbly round!

Later on, Miss Hammond Grant (Amy Hunter) was summoned to continue with the sexual etiquette class, which this time involved identifying erogenous zones. As you can imagine there was much hilarity and the lesson was sprinkled with many punishments, including 100 strokes for Emma, a double caning for CT and myself for fighting (as ever I lost!) and quite a lot of tawsing for poor Cate (though she stole my desk damn her!). At this point the evil pair conjured up a new punishment to control us (and it worked, especially on me!) which was a double tawsing. Now this I had never experienced. Both Cate, CT and I ended up on the receiving end of it and it was really quite horrid. We were made to stand in the centre of the class, hold out both hands to either side and prepare for a stroke of the tawse on each hand from Matron and Miss Hammond Grant simultaneously. It was so incredibly painful, but really quite hot. Maybe it was because it was from two of my closest friends, maybe it was because both are women I am not sure but I really did enjoy both the pain and the psychological side of the punishment. What a way to bring in 2012!!!! The class finished with an EPIC caning of one of my friends, God knows how he managed that before many of us leapt into the hot tub to tend to our batle scars.

It was an excellent evening with friends, hosted by my best friends. What a way to start my kinky 2012! Thank you Lucy and Paul!

A resolution for New Year...

2012-01-02T17:32:00.000Z

...to be an angel. OK, so that is never going to happen, but we have to make a resolution in the New Year don't we? No, probably not. Well folks happy new year, I hope you had a good holiday period. I certainly enjoyed myself and was the domestic goddess of all things food at christmas. I am now back in London and am probably in need of some much overdue punishment so I do contact me if you wish to punish me for my crimes! Who will be first I wonder?

In other news my next party is on 27th January in Central London. The ladies are maids of the famous stately home Fossil Hall, where the elderly Lord of the manor has had a little too much to contend with. The ladies have 'accidently' broken one of his priceless Faberge eggs, drunk as a result of a rather successful raid of the estate's wine cellar. The Lord is now down six bottles of Mouton Rothschild 1978, bottles of wine worth about £800 EACH! One maid, a Leia-Ann Woods, whilst washing and ironing has managed to shrink a pair of the Lord's favourite designer trousers, so much so they leave NOTHING to the imagination and are the pair he had planned to wear to the Ammonite Appreciation Annual ball. This cannot go on! His once orderly house has been disrupted beyond imagination. The Lord of the manor invites you to punish all the ladies in his service, with particular attention to Miss Woods who has been set a cold caning as punishment for her lack of attention to detail.

If you would like to come call 07595738626 or mail me at bottomsupspanking@hotmail.co.uk

Film updates for your pleasure

2011-12-20T12:00:00.024Z

Hello folks, finally I have a light-hearted post for you, where the deepest thing I am going to talk to you about are the two latest film updates on the internet presently. One is on Northern Spanking and the other is on Clare Fonda's site Spanked Call Girls

First Northern Spanking and this story I am in my (presently) rarer role as a dominant mistress. My slave has been instructed to clean the kitchen floor for me, but does not match up to my exacting standards. She is called to kneel before me and explain herself before I mete out her punishment.

She is subjected to a humiliating over the knee spanking, followed by being forced to adopt the even more degrading diaper position for the crop. However the worst was yet to come, and that was 24 hard strokes on my slave's bottom with the tawse.

This film is one with the beautiful Alice Appleby, who at present is exclusive to Northern Spanking. And now here I am being spanked by Veronica Ricci on Spanked Call Girls for turning up to a job she got us with attitude and a marked bottom. This is so not professional and both girls will get into trouble with Clare if they are not careful. Veronica is keen to nip this in the bud by punishing me herself.

Miss Ricci is so incredibly sexy I had to struggle not to pounce on her and have my wicked way, but unfortunately she did not have that on her mind, well not at that moment anyway! Enjoy folks!

Pain thresholds

2011-12-18T21:47:00.001Z

I often get asked "how hard can you take corporal punishment" or "how many strokes of the cane can you take?" These questions are difficult to answer at best and impossible to answer at worst. I think because a pain threshold is not static (mine certainly isn't), but varies depending on how well you feel physically, how much you gel with the person you are playing with and whether your threshold changes with the presence of a scenario.

Here is my answer to "how hard can you take corporal punishment?" Well, if I gel with you (and we gel with each other) then my threshold increases, which I know is probably unfair but is part of the human condition; If you like a person you tend to open up to them more. If I am run down or not feeling well (for instance if I have a cold), then obviously my threshold is not so good, as in this situation I really should be in bed not bent over desperately trying to concentrate on breathing whilst I am caned! Finally, for me personally I prefer a scenario when I am to play with CP. I need a reason for what is happening to me, generally not involving giving me a choice in the matter! Without a scenario, I find I cannot take CP at the same level, as psychology is a big part of the play and is almost more important to me than the sensation of the CP itself. I know that role-play is not the ONLY way to play but it is my preferred route, and I am sure I am not alone in this. So, in summary to how hard can I take it? I am afraid that is not an easy one word answer and it is also not an equation that can be solved by evaluating a set of variables. The truth is, it depends on what I have written above and sometimes my threshold will not become apparent to me until I have begun playing a scene with someone. I hear you, not exactly helpful!

To "how many strokes of the cane can you take?" I must ask how anyone would think this is a question that can be answered easily. It depends on what implement you wish to use (kooboo, dragon, Singapore?), as a Singapore cane will hurt me a great deal more than a kooboo will, and so I will be able to take more of the latter. I also enjoy a slow, methodical caning more than one that is delivered at speed. With a good, slow build up I can really go into sub space and enjoy many more cane strokes. Finally, and quite obviously, it depends on how hard a dom(me) wishes to punish me. If I am doing a judicial then I am unlikely to make it beyond 24 strokes, but at a light-medium level I can go to well over 100 strokes. So, again, my answer to this question is, I really could not tell you!

Pain threshold has always interested me and the source of the variable nature of it is most fascinating. I have given you my thoughts folks, so what about yours? Does your pain threshold vary? And if so how and why?

Vulnerability

2011-12-11T15:06:00.000Z

I am sure most of you out there who know me or who have met me will not think of me as particularly vulnerable, but that does not mean I do not enjoy the sensation when a scene or an action induces vulnerability within me. But what causes me to feel vulnerable? Is it the same or similar to what does it for you? Probably not as this is another one of those subjective emotions but I imagine there may be some overlap. When did I start to let go within scenes? I think it is the first time I was able to cry in front of my top during or after a scene. Ever since that moment I have found it far easier to let go.

Why do I enjoy feeling vulnerable when I submit? I think it is because I am anything but in the real world. Over the years the real world has forced me to grow a tough outer shell (I think we all do to some degree, depending on circumstance) and it is a fantastic feeling to be able to relinquish that shell and allow the inner me to come out and play. Also, I am and always have been quite the control freak (I have noticed that with organising my parties!) and this ability to show allow myself to play with vulnerability is not only quite a recent affair, but it is quite groundbreaking. The ability to let myself go. Obviously I only play on such a level with those I really know and trust implicitly, which in itself can present a problem. Over the years life has taught me not to trust, so again this is something quite new for me and has only really been experimented with in the last couple of scenes or so.

What makes me feel vulnerable? I cannot list everything as I am not sure I can put a finger on all points, and some points I have probably not yet experienced, but this is what I have discovered so far:

1. The element of choice being removed from me. When the scene is written such that choice is removed from me (obviously I ALWAYS have a choice, but I am sure you know what I mean). I imagine this is because choice gives you a degree of leverage, and when that choice is removed so is your leverage. This is not an unpleasant feeling for me, in fact it is quite the opposite; I have the release of not HAVING to make that choice, and the feeling that I am relinquishing my body and mind to that person I have allowed to have me in such a vulnerable state.

2. Exposure. Obviously we (well, I certainly do!) feel more exposed when we are not clothed. But, as I have previously stated I feel more vulnerable when partially exposed, particularly if it is certain parts of the body such as my bottom, breasts or genitalia while the remainder of me remains covered. I am not sure why this is but I imagine it is because the clothing that remains highlights those areas. I have found that if I am bent over with my knickers pulled down and stretched between my thighs I feel particularly vulnerable, whether I am about to be used or to receive punishment.

3. Lectures. This has been a recent realisation for me, and I guess it came from my last big scene with the switch. When I am being lectured and that which is being told me is all true I cannot help but lower my barriers. I feel sorry for myself and as such feel vulnerable with respect to the person giving me the lecture.

So, what makes you feel vulnerable folks? If you have anything you would like to share I would love to hear about it!

Spanking Brits

2011-12-07T21:54:00.000Z

Hey folks,

Just another quick one to tell you about the spanking awards (Brits), set up by Spanking Sarah. If you want to vote, have an opinion or comment then please click on the link below:

http://spankingengland.com/2011/11/27/the-spank-brits-award/

That's all for now until post party time!

Obedience...

2011-12-07T18:30:00.003Z

....Finally I think I am understanding the concept of obedience. After last week with the water willow, I will think I will understand the concept of good behaviour for a wee while yet! It will be interesting to see how long I last before I fall off the wagon. Until then I know....

Trouble in paradise!

2011-12-02T14:27:00.000Z

It all began on Wednesday morning with a long journey to West London. I was early but had things to do upon arrival, including find a place to go to the toilet (I would not be allowed to later on) and chain smoke. I managed both with pacing and slowly getting cold, probably more with nerves than anything else. Are we more susceptible to the cold when nervous? Quite possible. The driver arrives and picks me up, saying little to me and is rather dismissive. I expected nothing less. I was taken to a car with blacked out windows and a partition between the front and back. Miss Amy Hunter was present to greet me with her acid tone and remove my phones. Then it was just me and my thoughts for the journey, which seemed an eternity. It must be a psychological effect of nerves and being told you may not do something but despite going to the toilet just before I was dumped in the car I needed to go again pretty much as soon as we set off. it was not the most comfortable of journeys!

I was greeted by Mistress Switch, Katharina and Jadie Reece. I was blindfolded, gagged and hooded, my clothes changed and left in some place (obviously I was not clear where!), until they were ready to torture me further by having me crawl to my destination. Inside what felt like an out-building I was bent over, my legs placed in spreader bars and my bottom exposed. In the background I could hear somebody being beaten. It disturbed me because I hate hearing others in pain, but I am not sure that was the psychological effect my tormentors were looking for! I was dragged across to my final destination. Miss Switch was stood directly in front of me when my blindfold was removed. She gave me some simple instructions, before stepping suddenly to one side revealing my biggest tormentor for the day. He stood up and was literally glaring at me. I could not meet his eyes at first, but he forced me to look at him. Now began the lecture that I very much deserved, and it was so harsh and true that I could not help crying. That did not deter him, he continued to point out my poor behaviour, actually shouting at me at one point. I was in pieces and ashamed of myself.

My talking down was finally over and I was led outside, spread-eagled on the ground and my back, bottom and thighs exposed for the switch. I was given 100 strokes in batches of 10. I think I began screaming and crying from stroke 1 and did not calm myself until we had reached stroke 90, when I finally realised I would manage the punishment. Up until that moment I had not believed I would make it. I did. We had reached 100 strokes with the switch, my body hurt everywhere but I had coped. Just. I was dressed and led away to a small enclosed pen to calm down. I did so and prepared to be greeted by a happier owner, however when I heard footsteps coming I could tell something was up. In he came and lectured me again, saying he had seen further evidence of my poor conduct and that I should prepare myself for another 100. I was now crying uncontrollably. I would never cope with that AGAIN! How could I do this? I calmed myself a little with time and before long I was brought out to face him again. I had dropped into a place that I hoped could cope with further punishment, so when a glass of champagne was placed under my nose I did not see it. I had to be brought back to Earth!!!

It was THE MOST epic scene I have done to date. It was psychologically challenging, physically challenging and gave me the most cleansing feeling afterwards! Thank you to all those involved, you know who you are! Here is a pic of how I looked after the event!

Hope you enjoyed the review folks!

Humiliation and conditioning

2011-11-20T20:23:00.000Z

I know I am talking much about humiliation at the moment, but it is a big part of my kinky thoughts and fantasies at present. We all know that humiliation and what people find humiliating is subjective and varies from person to person. Also, what some people may find humiliating in a hot way others might find abhorrent, which could be a result of many things, such as an incident in the past. It is by far the most complex issue of my (anyones?) kink as it is fundamentally psychological and as such brings cerebral complications with it.

But what makes something humiliating? How much is this associated to social conditioning? Because humiliation is such a broad topic and I cannot have possibly have experienced all that is possible I shall discuss a few points and see where we get.

Exposure of flesh: Being stripped naked in private or public can be thought of and many people find the act of doing so humiliating. Why? Nakedness is natural isn't it? I often walk around my flat naked and have done so in the past without blinds! Social conditioning has taught us not to expose ourselves in public, and so what is actually quite natural can become a psychological trigger of a humiliation act. For example, in front of another, to whom I have relinquished control I can feel quite exposed and humiliated?when naked, particularly if that person is clothed. This feeling is exacerbated with an audience, particularly one of my peers. However, exposure of particular areas, such as my breast, genitals and bottom with my clothing still on, just re-arranged is actually more humiliating. I suppose this is because these areas are those we are taught we should not expose, particularly in public and the presence of clothing surrounding these exposed area only highlights that feeling. If there were no thoughts on nakedness or beliefs on what is or is not correct with respect to exposing human flesh then maybe these feelings of humiliation would not be there.

Public humiliation: I suppose this is any act that causes embarrassment to the victim with the presence of an audience. Is this more humiliating than having no audience? I think so. We all care about what people think of us and so an audience can really heighten the effect of the act. I also believe that if the audience is known to the victim then the feelings of humiliation are even more heightened. Why is this? I believe we like to think we have the respect of our peers and secretly worry that by performing certain acts in front of them then we may lose that respect? Why do we think any respect may be lost at all and why do we worry? I suppose because secretly we think we should be doing these sorts of thing, still less enjoying them and the opinions of others does matter whether we like it or not. But has anyone thought that in our world you may GAIN the respect of your peers by doing such things in public? I have done in the past and it has really helped me enjoy the scene, rather than worrying about what they may or may not think of me.

Sexual acts: There are many of these that could fall under this banner but I guess anal sex is quite a common one and is one I have experienced (gasping with shock anyone?). I have often heard anal sex described as degrading and humiliating. I know I think of it in that way, in fact that is one of the many reasons I enjoy it; it is the psychology of the act that is a real trigger for me. I think if it in such a manner because I have been brought up to think it is wrong and unnatural (and I am sure I am not alone in this). I have been conditioned.

Positions for punishment: There are so many positions we subs can be made to adopt to have punishment administered to us. For me (again, I am sure I am not alone here) those positions that expose me, such as bent over with my legs apart I find humiliating. I guess that harks back to the fact I have been told I should not expose certain parts of my body to people (other than when it is necessary or of course when with my partner). I also find positions where my bottoms is raised with respect to my body (I recently did a scene with HH where I was laid flat with a cushion under my bottom that was large enough to really raise my bottom in the air. Why was this humiliating to me after all these years of playing at CP scenes? I believe it is because I have never had my bottom so highlighted before. It made me feel that my bottom was being objectified, something I had not experienced in a CP scene before. Why is objectification humiliating though? This one I truly cannot work out!

Folks, if you have made it though this larger than usual post and have some thoughts on this then please do comment. It is a broad subject and you will probably have very different views from me. I just want to try and understand this subject a little. It really does interest me.

Bottoms Up December!

2011-11-18T19:48:00.001Z

Hello folks,

Just a quickie to tell you about our Christmas party at Bottoms Up. Our next party will be on the 9th December! We will be hosting it at a lovely venue in Central London, near Vauxhall railway/underground station. The party runs from 12.30-5.30pm. We do hope you will join us! Contact us at bottomsupspanking@hotmail.co.uk

It is that time of year again, yes you have guessed it the christmas panto. The trouble is all has not been going well in rehearsal with the girls all bickering over who gets the most lines and who gets to stand centre stage. If this continues the show cannot go on! Gentlemen we need you to put a stop to this by administering some good old fashioned discipline upon each of the girls bottoms! Miss Woods has caused the biggest problem by throwing regular strops and demanding her dressing room be decorated and fresh flowers delivered to it every day! This lady has become too big for her boots so all gentlemen are invited to give her 6 strokes of the cane from cold to teach her a lesson in humility!

Our ladies are:

Leia-Ann Woods

Sam Johnson:

Aleesha Fox:

Jadie Reece:

Katharina:

Nikita:

Chloe:

Now there are only 3 places left so if you would like to come do mail or call in. To find out more about Bottoms up, visit www.bottomsupspanking.com That's all folks!

Bottoms Up November

2011-11-16T19:32:00.001Z

Hello again folks, I have been asked for a review by one of my readers and who am I to refuse? I could do my own review again, but I think it is better if I provide you a link to spankee finder, who have written a review after attending our last event on Friday last week. You may find this here:

http://www.spankeefinder.blogspot.com/

I hope you find this useful folks! Our next event is on 9th December and is a Christmas panto event. Our ladies are Jadie Reece, Aleesha Fox, Sam Johnson, Katharina, Nikita, Chloe and yours truly. To find out more about Bottoms Up please go to:

www.bottomsupspanking.com

Enjoy folks!

Nettles!

2011-11-15T19:28:00.000Z

Hello folks, it has been a while since my previous experience with nettles, which was with Northern Spanking a few years ago. I recently spent a weekend with HH (which was fabulous by the way...I had too much fun, but still undecided as to whether I should share it), where we did a few scenes which were all exciting in their own way, but the scene with nettles excited me most. Why? I guess because there is still much novelty factor to it as it is not an 'implement' I have had used on me more than once before and because they are the ultimate stingy sensation that I love which lasts for hours afterwards. I was squirming very uncomfortably in my seat on the train home afterwards, which I found truly hot! So how can we use nettles and where? I shall give you some ideas...

Nettles are lined on the stems and the underside of their leaves with thin, delicate hairs which break open when touched. They do not sting you unless that touch has allowed the hairs to penetrate the skin, at which point they inject a tiny amount of poison under the skin. Do note that sideways pressure breaks the hairs and can waste the sting (and we don't want that!). Each sting may only sting you once, so the most efficient method is one that ensures the hairs go in to the skin with a straight alignment.

Nettles may be used to target small, delicate areas, such as genitalia, which I can attest firsthand is a glorious uncomfortable feeling. They may also be used in the form of a birch, and this does do the job but wastes many of the stings...it depends on what you wish to achieve with your natural torture device! Nettles can be used under other articles; they can be put into bras, knickers, underpants, tights, or other close-fitting gear. Nettles can also be used for control. This is a refinement of bondage, where the nettles are placed so that they are difficult, but not impossible to avoid. Imagine a difficult position where your bottom is hovering precariously above a chair covered in nettles. This technique could also be employed to encourage the sub to hold a position whilst being punished, too much squirming would result in being stung resulting in a further punishment!

I am hoping that it needs no saying that you must check that your victim is not allergic to nettles. This would not be good at all. I love playing with new forms of torture, but what do you folks think about nettles and their use? Personally I love the stingy sensation and the long lasting feeling that I get from them. I hope to play with them again soon!

A party with one hell of a difference!

2011-11-08T14:06:00.000Z

Hello folks! I have some great news! My (long suffering) fiance has set up his own version of my events, Bottoms up, though his have quite a different feel to them because the ladies are in charge! The events are called Slayers Speakeasy, and more details can be found here:

BUT, I cannot resist telling you the dominant ladies who are currently listed (no doubt there will be more but it is early days and he is a man - they don't multi-task!). Click on each name to find out more about the lady, if you dare!

The legend that is Lucy McLean:

The scariest lady I know, Miss Amy Hunter:

Not so sweetness and light, Miss Jadie Reece:

The evil Dr Leia-Ann Woods (yes it was going so well wasn't it?!):

We hope to see you naughty gentlemen there...we love to crack the whip!

The scene: passion or money?

2011-11-03T17:57:00.003Z

Hello folks, sorry it is another rant, but this I cannot ignore. I was reading a forum the other day and it was indicated that there should be a 'happy ending' to a session, and those ladies that did not provide that should not ask for a tribute that compares to those that do. There are so many reasons why this is a terrible thing to be putting online (not least because those girls new to the scene might think this is the only way to 'get on'), largely because it is not what scene is about. Funnily enough I see this logic to be flawed in so many ways, and here is why:

1. In my real world I am a consultant on a specific subject, people pay me to give them expert advice based on that knowledge. My rate as a consultant is no less because I can only give expert advice on chemical issues and if asked about issues I cannot answer I should not be asked to charge less because I cannot offer that advice, however I should be able to charge the correct fee on what my knowledge is. And so I do. No one questions that.

2. I go to a local butcher in London and order my meat for the week. He is considerably more than the local supermarket, but he is a specialist in butchery. If I ask him for vegetables to match my meat, he won't be able to help me, so do I ask for him to give me my meat at a discount price because he cannot offer me veg to match my meat? No of course not, because he specialises in what he does and the meat tastes sublime. I could go to a supermarket and get all I need, but I prefer to get the best of everything!

To me a session is about a mutual agreement and is all about the play between top and bottom. I play many enjoyable scenes in a session and hope to continue to do so, and the money is not everything, it never has been. I do this because I have a passion for it, just like my PhD. Nobody asked me about why I took my annual stipend for doing my research, I just did, but it did not diminish my passion for my research. So why ask the girls about their fee? It is no different in my opinion. I had a passion for my research just as I do scene. It is just as shame we have to defend that at times.

Sorry about the rant...I hope you readers understand...and what do you think about this?

Punished for 'witty' comments on AAA spanking!

2011-10-28T19:08:00.003+01:00

Hello folks, just a quick update that I was alerted to by my good friend Pandora Blake, and it is on AAA spanking, a relatively new site that already has a lot of quality content on it...

Here is the story: Near the end of this particular film shoot, Leia was reminded by John about the previous night's tweet on her Twitter account describing him as a "Cakeboy" friendly host had been a little too eager with the "All you can eat" option around the dessert area of the restaurant they had frequented. He didn't forget her half drunken tweet and brought it up in converstaion during the filmshoot and decided to use this as an excuse to give Leia another good OTK spanking and to test out a couple more of his newly acquired implements, especially a nasty double thick leather strap that hurt like hell and really didn't need much of a swing to grab any foolish tweeting madam writing "filthy lies" about their kind host's eaterie habits... (ok, maybe not all lies!) But John wasn't finished there as he gave her some additional punishing whacks with his dreaded bathbrush, which was not what Leia really wanted at the end of a full day's filming! This was an impromptu movie, these are often the best and this is one of John's favorites, we hope you like it too!

Now this was not lies folks, but very tongue in cheek! It was not the amount of cake that John was going to eat, but the speed with which he rushed to the counter, sweat dripping from his face in fear of it closing that entertained me! Never have I seen such dedication to cake! Anyway it was all a bit of fun so we filmed my being punished for taking the piss!

Enjoy!

Public humiliations - historical inspiration

2011-10-26T23:49:00.003+01:00

Public humiliation is something I have long ad a fascination with, and right now I am formulating plans to re-inact some of these historical punishments, which, oddly, I find rather hot!

Historically, shameful exposure involved a variety of methods, most often placing a criminal in the centre of the town or village and having the locals enact a form of "mob justice" on the individual, including shouting verbal abuse and throwing of rotten veg. The punishment of public humiliation could be, amongst other things, an offender being forced to relate his crime, such as by exaggerated physical parody. The offender could alternatively be sentenced to remain exposed in a specific public place, in a restraining device, such as a stocks or a pillory. I already knew about these, but still wish to re-inact something, involving a pillory, rotten veg, freezing water and a birch!

I have just read that The arsenal in the Low Countries included the schandstoel ("Chair of shame"), the kaak or schandpaal ("pole of shame", a simple type of pillory), the draaikooi, customary for adulteresses, and the schopstoel, a scaffolding which one is kicked off to land in mud and dirt). I have never heard of these, but again, they grab my interest, mainly due to the psychology of the public shaming. In pre–World War Japan, adulterers were publicly exposed purely to shame them (see below). One can only imagine what the crowd did or said to the straying couple...but it could and probably did make them squirm...

Humiliation is a very personal subject, but just now, these are some of the avenues I am looking to try, maybe in my private life (but I will get careful pictures for on here, promise!), but I would like to explore it. I have had this itch too long and want to scratch it. Does anyone have itches they still want to scratch? Or do you have itches you think are better left unscratched? I would love to hear your views folks!

Reservoir Dogs...

2011-10-21T11:41:00.000+01:00

Hello folks! I am back from a good few days filming, where I had the rare opportunity to be crew at a Northern Spanking shoot. We shot in a beautiful Edwardian house, with plenty of atmosphere so I hope the results reflect this! I will keep you updated and of course there is the Northern spanking forum which tells you everything you need to know about what is happening there, so if you have not signed up yet, go do it...that is an order!

So now onto the update I wish to tell you about (which may finally explain the title to this post but it is not guarantee!), which is a photo set called 'In Storage", which in truth I had forgotten was in existence. How could I do that, when it is one of my all time fantasies? Here I am in the back of a garage all tied up and ready to be whipped, but first the boys enter, with Mr Nightingale showing off his prize to Mr Kennedy and Mr Lewis (get it now?!):

For this picture you need background music to really get the feel of what is going on:

So now here I am, tied and helpless for what ever the pack of 'Dogs" want to do to me...

And it looks like it may get evil, as I am warned to obey and do as I am told by Mr Nightingale...

And finally I am stood up and my bottom is exposed for punishment...

Enjoy folks and see more at Northern Spanking, the site with by far the largest collection of Leia-Ann Woods material.

World Mental Health day

2011-10-10T15:25:00.000+01:00

Hello folks. If you were not aware today is World Mental Health day. How are you feeling? Are you well? Are your friends and family well? It is time to talk, and it is time to change our thoughts and feelings on an illness that has suffered much stigma in the past. Because I love Pink Floyd, and One of their members (now sadly deceased), Syd Barrett suffered so, here is a tune that should make sense to us all:

Part 1:

Part 2:

Enjoy folks!

Your kink is OK, but do I have to like it?

2011-10-06T11:48:00.001+01:00

Hello folks, first of all I have to warn you some readers may find this post a little controversial. I do apologise if anything I write does not come across as it is meant. This is a difficult topic to cover.

Ok, so our glorious world of kink. As long as a kink obeys the fundamental rules (safe, sane and consensual), we have a right to practise that kink, either in private or more publicly, say on film or at a party. But does being kinky mean we have to applaud everything we see or hear about? I don't think we do. Right wing politics exists and I accept that, but it does not mean I have to agree with it, so how is kink different? In the past I have felt obliged to say that I am happy with everything I see when that blatantly is not true. I have felt that if I did not show this opinion I would somehow be persecuted for having a closed mind, I don't, I just have things that turn me on and things that turn me right off.

Now I have my kinks, and they tend to be quite dark and can lead into prison life. Some people, particularly those who have experienced prison in their past or present may find what I think about unacceptable. To me that is OK, because I feel the same way about certain scenes and scenarios too. For instance, due to personal reasons I find anything that derides my body size (for example a script written where I might be punished for being overweight) totally abhorrent but others may find this quite hot. I also feel we must be able to give an opinion on a particular scene, be that private or public without fear of being labelled as narrow minded or displaying the dreaded 'my kink is OK, but yours is not". This is more subtle and more along the lines of 'Your kink is OK but I don't particularly care for it'.

Obviously we can always point out that if a scene is not cared for don't look at it, which is fine and something I practise regularly. However, it is not always possible to achieve this, particularly at a public event or if as a professional model you are faced with a producer who wishes to cover or has filmed something you are not happy with. This is where it can become a little uncomfortable for all, especially if that producer is not as understanding as some might be.

We live in a democratic environment and that should be extended to scene life. For that reason I think we should have a right to our opinions on scenes and scenarios, be they fantasies we love or those which give us the shivers, as long as our opinion is constructive and well thought out. There is nothing to be gained by slamming anyone or their fantasies. It hurts all those involved and judging someone negatively can have a really profound affect on someone, but we can say to people 'no thanks, that is not for me' or 'I don't want to work for you because I don't agree with the scenes you produce' and do that with a clear conscience I believe.

Another point, raised by Mr A: We may evolve through our scene experiences and as our fantasies may change, as may our views on certain scenes. I had forgotten this but scenes I may have played out in the past (such as serious Gorean slavery) do not interest me at all now, and seem quite a turn-off. Likewise, there are scenes I really want to cover now that I would not have considered in the past. One scene I am preparing for required me to lay some ghosts of the past to rest and now that they have been I feel I may go ahead safe in the knowledge this will be nothing other than fun for me (and hopefully all others involved!). Again, we should be allowed to change our views on scene without judgement, after all we all do in other aspects of our lives don't we?

I would really appreciate your thoughts on this folks. Thank you!

New Blog on the beat!

2011-09-29T19:44:00.000+01:00

Hey folks! Yes fall off your chairs in shock, another post from me only a day after my previous one! However, I have a reason and of course I have news! There is a new blog on the beat and it is by none other than my (naughtier) half Teacher Slayer (though I have taught him on a few occasions, and I have never been slayed!). It is quite new but I believe he will be updating regularly with news, his views, reviews, information on his events and his rather geeky passion for spanking references in mainstream media. Take a look here by clicking the link below:

Slayer the Sayer

Enjoy folks!

Review of our last Bottoms Up party

2011-09-28T14:31:00.000+01:00

Hello folks! Here is a review of our last party, written by one of our guest Nobby:

It may have been party number three for Bottoms Up but it was my first visit, with the usual nerves that go with such occasions. These disappeared rapidly though as I met the hosts, Leia and Danny, the eleven other guys-who were really friendly-and spent half an hour drinking bubbly and chatting to them and to the other girls. Leia, Chloe, Jaydee, Donna, Sacha and Aleesha not only looked absolutely gorgeous in their abbreviated college outfits but were incredibly friendly, very funny and, as I was soon to discover, extremely naughty. I must admit that I’d seen most if not all on film, but those productions did little justice to their ‘in the flesh’ gorgeousness, or to their bright and bubbly personalities.

The action began with the guys each giving Leia a bare-bottom ‘sixer’ with a swishy cane (I really can’t imagine what the poor girl had done to deserve such severe punishment!), but it was soon time for the other miscreants to begin the first of two rounds of spanking and paddling or strapping, from each partygoer.

Unlike the ‘conveyor-belt’ parties I’ve heard so much about, this was a relaxed affair with each girl seeking out their next spanker, telling him cheekily that she needed him to punish her and leading him by the hand to select his ‘weapon of choice’ from the vast selection available. And it soon became clear that all the girls were cp enthusiasts, and weren’t simply doing this as a job.

There was plenty of time to relax, order a drink from the bar or nip out for a crafty ciggy between rounds, and the venue was fantastic- spacious, clean and well equipped and just a few minutes walk from a central London mainline/tube station.

The climax of the afternoon saw each girl receive a swishy six of the best caning from each of the guys, but I had the distinct feeling that even such stern punishment had failed to entirely reform their naughty ways!

It wasn’t all action though, as we had another opportunity to talk to and have a laugh with the girls over a superb buffet between rounds one and two. I still can’t believe that five and a half hours could speed by so quickly. Mind you, it didn’t end so quickly that there wasn’t time to go over two pairs of girls’ knees myself, for a vigorous and fun spanking!

If you haven’t been to a commercial party before (or even if you have) there really cannot be any better than ‘Bottoms Up’. Fantastic girls, a great venue, a unique and inclusive format, smiling faces and red bottoms. What more could one ask for?

Nobby

Music post

2011-09-25T10:37:00.000+01:00

The song says it all really....

My (kinky) holiday part 2: Vegas

2011-09-21T21:17:00.000+01:00

Hello folks! OK time for part two of my holiday, in Vegas. We landed Thursday afternoon with the heat hitting us after the cool winds of San Francisco. This year we decided to treat ourselves to the Bellagio, especially as it was my first official holiday with Mr Slayer. Our room was amazing, but given the heat in the air and the clear blue sky, I was not long settling in before I slipped on my bikini and headed down for the pool. If you look really closely at the picture below you will see I am reading Stephen Hawking's new book. Yes I am such a geek I consider him to be light poolside reading!

Obviously we hit the town that evening, heading for the PBR rock bar, which oddly did not sell PBR beer. I have to assume it is named that for some other reason, but I never asked as I was too busy staring a the woman serving me, she was HOT! On our way we bumped into a hero of mine, a real role model, someone I long to have me tied to the mast of his ship for a good whipping before he had his wicked way with me. Yes it is none other than:

Of course this was not actually Mr Depp himself, but he was really very good! Friday we spent out having a rather good time at the shadow lane do, where sadly I have no pictures, but I was wearing a tiny dress and ridiculous shoes. There I had the pleasure of meeting up with Eve and Tony of Shadow Lane, Keith Jones, Mija, Clare Fonda (with whom I arranged a shoot for Sunday), Richard Windsor, Veronica Ricci, Sarah Gregory and Mike Tanner, who noticing my smoking punished me over his vending desk for starting up again despite his punishment of last year! My cries drew quite a crowd! Saturday we had just to ourselves and spent the day at the pool before having another mad evening on the strip (no details here folks, what happens in Vegas...). Sunday was a day of shooting with Clare in her hotel room, so Slayer and I went up there. Slayer was pleased to meet her, as she is quite a hero of his, which made me smile! I was lucky to get to play with Veronica Ricci, who is super hot. Actually, I was rather distracted throughout the shoot, wanting to have my wicked way with her (again, no details folks, what happens in Vegas...). We were going to shoot off in the afternoon but we ended up hanging out down in the bar with Richard Windsor and others drinking Long Island iced teas. I even managed to try on his hat!

Naturally I ended up rather tipsy and was giggling uncontrollably by the time we headed for the bus back in to town. Slayer reacted to my poor behaviour by pulling me over his knee and spanking me ON THE BUS. This is no lie folks, my facial cheeks went as red as my bottom in embarrassment. Back on the strip we headed for food and another couple of bars, as I was in danger of becoming sober shock horror! Back at the hotel there was further fooling about with a rather heavy wooden paddle we had bought at the vendors fair. Monday was our last day so we went up to the malls and hit the shops. Two pairs of Levis and a Guess top later I felt I had been so good and restrained I gave myself a gold star! Monday evening we spent down Fremont street and ended up hanging out and drinking Chicago Ale in this cool place that had no sounds of the casino. Bliss!

Tues morning we really were quite beat, and ready to head home, but not before one last drunken binge before getting on the plane for the horrid red eye back in to London. I was in tears, I did not want to leave Slayer. Airport goodbyes are getting harder and harder to do. That's all folks!

My (kinky) holiday part 1: San Francisco

2011-09-10T16:02:00.001+01:00

Hello folks! Yes I am back from my break, and my did we pack plenty in! What felt like the world's longest flight got us to SF in just over 11 hours, which felt more like 20 for a reason I cannot explain as I have done these long-haul flights plenty of times previously. I was so excited when we finally landed. The city has a great feel to it and is certainly free thinking with some random things going on all day and night. I was going to fit right in! Our first day saw us 'bimble' up to Fishermans Wharf to take a look around, and there it was, just over a mile out to sea. I have to say I was overwhelmed when I laid eyes on it, and to keep you in suspenders no more here is a picture:

In the words of the great Rolf Harris, 'can you tell what it is yet?' Of course you can! It is the one and only Alcatraz. Now most of you will know I have a rather large prison fetish, so of course I leapt with joy when the Slayer told me we were actually going to VISIT the island and of course the prison! I nearly wet myself in excitement. Alcatraz was the most extreme regime in the American penal system until its closure in 1963. The picture below explains how many inmates ended up on 'The Rock':

Something tells me I would have ended up there if male and in the American penal system during the reign of Alcatraz. Why? I have never been one for the rules either. You should see my record at boarding school! The day finally came for our tour upon the island. I was literally jumping up and down in the queue, and Slayer could not stop laughing at my 'dumb-ass' grin! Naturally, there is plenty to see on the island, but we went to the cell blocks first, and at that point I nearly bottled it, I mean what if they did not let me go?

Yes, that is me, the supposed lover of all things prison making a break for it, but was I going to be successful like the (in)famous escape of 1962?! I doubt it (it is about 1.5 miles to shore and I am not that good a swimmer!), and of course no-one is quite sure those three men made it across the water alive, though I like to think they did, after all it was a most ingenious escape plan! Of course I did not escape and was soon within the cell block. The tour here was simply incredible, and here is a picture of yours truly enjoying probably the best holiday day of my life so far:

My ultimate dream. I was standing in a cell in the worlds most famous prison. Most would want to leave this terrible place, but I was more or less kicked off the island at the end of the day! I spent hours soaking up the place, I kept having to remind myself I was actually there. I think the only place I felt uncomfortable was D block, the segregation cells also known as 'the hole'. It was REALLY cold in there (and this was in summer) and a prisoner could be left in there with nothing more than a blanket in the darkness for up to 14 days (officially, though we all know rules can be bent and PO's are pretty good at it too, after all, why take such a job unless you were someone who enjoyed such power over others?), so I left pretty quickly after one picture inside the cell, door open obviously! Eventually we we due to leave and I sadly said goodbye to the venue of my dreams. We had a fantastic dinner, where we both talked over the day, the conversation naturally became kinky and I began to formulate what would be the ultimate scene in my head. What if we could hire Alcatraz and spend a weekend there? A whole host of female inmates wishing to get the true experience with CP for punishment rather than segregation, menial tasks and screws living up to their name in true style! I had in mind who would be the Governor and of course we would need a Matron (lucy McLean?) and principal officer (Paul Kennedy?). So, all we need now is to rent the island. Easy! Yeah right!! OK, OK it's never going to happen but we can all dream!

Above I am planning my fantasy weekend over a glass of fine Californian Pinot Noir, this of course took MANY glasses, after all there are so many fine details to discuss...

Of course Alcatraz was not only a prison, it also played a role in the American Civil War and was occupied in 1969 by a group of Native Americans who protested against federal policies related to American Indians. This was seen as a key moment for the American Indians who saw much land handed back to them after a succession of demands at Alcatraz. It truly is an interesting place. I recommend a visit.

In part 2 Las Vegas...I cannot say much in that post, for as the saying goes 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' ;-)

Interview with MarQe

2011-08-27T14:40:00.000+01:00

Hello folks, just a quick post before I head to the airport! There is a new interview with me on MarQe's blog, titled 10 questions. He has asked me many original ones I have not previously answered so if you want to find out more click on the link below:

MarQe's study

Enjoy folks! See you on the other side!

Holiday time and Northern Spanking update!

2011-08-25T19:29:00.000+01:00

Hey folks, I do apologise for my lack of posts, I have been away on a shoot with the good people of Northern Spanking, and then came down with a cold/chill/bug, which was totally self-inflicted so please, no sympathy folks!

In other news, I am way to San Francisco and Las Vegas for a much deserved holiday! Yes, before you ask I shall be visiting Alcatraz, and yes there will be pictures of me 'inside'!!!! I am so very excited I could scream. Hurrah!

While I am away, do check out the good people of Northern Spanking, who have two films starring yours truly going up on their site presently. The first is a fantasy of mine, which goes like this:

Leia-Ann came to us with a soft spot for submitting to a women but wanted to try a scenario where the bottom manipulated the top. So in the delightful extravaganza, Leia-Ann plays a secretary who has deliberately been messing up to get the attention of her sexy boss... Yummy!

YES! The resident lesbian does it again! And of course I would not leave you hanging without a caning pic....

Also running on Northern Spanking is a great Celtic Corections film called Girls Will be Boys. This film was SO much fun to film, not least because I got the chance to gender-bend, which was really quite hot, despite me being very nervous about the experience before we began the film. This is pretty much the hottest school film I have ever done, mainly because it was so original. The story goes as follows:

Charlie and Leo have been bullying new girl Alice into doing rude things that she doesn't want to do for their entertainment. Ruled by hormones like most teenage boys, they are easy to manipulate. Head Girl Aleesha takes it upon herself to punish Alice for her stupidity and also to teach her how easy it is to control the boys. All is going well for the girls, until the Headmaster catches them all in the common room up to no good...

And of course there is always one more picture...

Enjoy folks! and don't forget to go to Northern Spanking to see more!

Bottoms Up spanking - my second event!

2011-08-08T14:31:00.001+01:00

Hello folks! I plan to shock you with regular posts for a while as I have a flurry (McFlurry?!) of scene topics to talk about all of a sudden and today I want to talk about my second party at Bottoms Up. The ladies present were Miss Leia-Ann Woods, Miss Sam Johnson, Miss Aleesha Fox, Miss Amber, Miss Chloe and Miss Madeleine. The gentlemen were greeted with a glass of champagne and introduced to each of the ladies.

The ladies were debutantes, invited to a high class event, but all had not gone well. The ladies had like anything but and Miss Leia-Ann Woods had mooned at the Duke, making him choke on his cigar! This behaviour had to be nipped in the bud immediately. Miss Woods was given a cold caning from each of the gentlemen in front of everyone as a humiliating reminder of what happens when you misbehave in such a manner. Once Leia's ordeal was over the ladies were to see each of the gentlemen listed on their dance card for a private mini session, where they could expect to be spanked and paddled for their poor behaviour. After a break for refreshment it was time for each lady to face the cane, again seeing each gentleman on their dance card for six of the best.

A couple of gentlemen wished to experience the sensation of punishment themselves and received a dose of it from the lady of their choice. The gentlemen all enjoyed themselves and so did the ladies, for which I was very pleased. It is always worrying when you are new to arranging such things and I do want everyone, both gentlemen and ladies, to enjoy their day with me. I think I achieve that.

To find out more about my parties visit:

Sarah Gregory spanking

2011-08-06T16:10:00.002+01:00

Hello folks! A new film has been recently posted on Sarah Gregory's site featuring yours truly. The plot is as follows (click on a picture to go to the site):

Sarah is attending school in England and living in a house that her father paid for. She is out of control, missing classes, partying, and her grades are slipping. Her father hires a nanny to come in a and whip this bratty girl into shape with some good old fashioned discipline.

I hope you enjoy this film as much as I enjoyed making it!

Joint sessions with Miss Amy Hunter

2011-07-25T19:38:00.001+01:00

Hello folks, yes the title is true: Miss Amy Hunter and I are teaming up to offer joint sessions, Miss Hunter as a Domme and myself as either Leia-Ann (sub) or Dr Woods (Domme)!

You could be punished alongside myself at the hands of Miss Hunter, who is fierce both in tongue and in her disciplinary skills, and believe me I have been on the receiving end of Miss Hunter in her most 'evil' form! OR if you really feel daring as a sub yourself you may wish to see the both of us in a double Domme session...if you dare!

For more information do contact us at:
Miss Hunter: info@hellomisshunter.com OR 07971114912
Leia/Dr Woods at: leia_ann_woods@hotmail.co.uk 07595738626

Also visit our websites:
www.leiasfantasies.co.uk
www.hellomisshunter.com

We look forward to hearing from you....!

Group scenes

2011-07-16T11:19:00.002+01:00

Hello folks, as usual I will begin by apologizing for my absence. This post has evolved from my previous one, probably as a result of endless analysis during one of many sleepless nights I endure! Playing kinky games in a group can be particularly enjoyable, but on thinking about it, it can be more complex than we think:

First of all is it better to know your group or would it be preferable for the other members of the group to be complete strangers? In my opinion there is no fixed answer to this, it depends on what the scene involves and is subjective. From my point of view I love doing public CP scenes with other ‘victims’ and an audience. It is a sharing experience both before the scene, during the psychological build up and after when the group may discuss how they felt during the punishment itself. Am I happy to do that type of scene in front of people I know? Indeed as it has a degree of mild humiliation, but nothing further than being stripped, and seeing as I am a person who is comfortable naked there is nothing for me to worry about on the humiliation front. But what about something more deeply humiliating such as a scene where I am in a pillory, having old food thrown at me and cannot escape the wandering hands of the audience? Would I be able to do this with people I know? Yes, but it would be that much more difficult than if the audience were complete strangers. I find it difficult to face my friends after a scene of public humiliation, but with strangers I am unlikely to see them again so do not have to worry about what they might think of me.

Secondly, how should you play things? If you have a character how would he/she react in the situation the scene has placed her in? I touched on this in my previous post, but it is still something that is quite tough. During the recent Manx scene I was lucky to be part of I had decided to reprise the role of the infamous Mrs Woods (Top Dog of Bars and Stripes prison), a lady who is tough, speaks her mind and will fight authority whatever the cost. In the end I chose a toned down version of this character and played her? Why? Because the other victims were so quiet! In this situation a highly dominant character is likely to pull all the attention their way, leaving the others out in the cold. This is not good for a group scene I feel.

Thirdly, if you are the dominant in the group scene (possibly the sole one, I have been in this situation), such as a teacher for a class of pupils, how do you ensure everyone gets something out of the day? The confident characters are relatively easy as long as you keep them in control and do not let them take over the class. These characters are the ones you can bounce off and can easily dole out punishments for infractions because they know how to get into trouble (I do similar as a sub!), but what about the quiet class members? They may not get into trouble so easily so how do you draw them out of themselves and ensure they get the most out of the scene? These characters can be the toughest of all and can be quite tiring at times, especially if you are a dominant who likes to make sure everyone gets a fair share of your attention. I like to try and draw these people out, but avoid public humiliation with them and ensure I take some time with them during every class of the day. Being the dominant in a group scene is, in my opinion, the toughest of all!

So, there it is. My take on group scenes, if you have an opinion on this topic then please do leave a comment for me!

A dose of the Manx birch

2011-07-05T15:14:00.000+01:00

Yesterday was judicial day. I, Mrs Woods (yes the Bars and Stripes prisoner from hell!) had been sentenced for drunk and disorderly and assaulting a police officer (moi?!). Like the other ladies, C, Jadie and Ellen May, I was sentenced to 18 strokes of the Manx birch. Inside I was very nervous but was determined not to show my fear. As it was this was made easier as we were hooded for most of the experience.

we were processed in Central London and then bundled into a people carrier, which took us to the depths of the Kent countryside. We were forced to pee in the bushes before being forced to the ground in what can only be described as a really uncomfortable position. We seemed to be there for an age so I began taunting the male officer guarding us, moving around, deliberately disregarding his orders. I could hear the frustration in his voice, but I continued. They were keeping us waiting, and Mrs Woods does not like that, she does not like that at all! Finally I lost the will to live and got up from my position. I saw through the hood another male officer approach me, and shouted "fuck you and the horse you rode in on". Miss (Amy) Hunter came over to set me straight, which I did eventually after tossing her a "fuck you too". I am sad to say it was not much of a victory. I was back in position.

Finally, we were moved and I continued my streamed of bitching. It seemed to amuse one guard, but irritated most, which is just what I wanted.

we were called up one by one, C being first. She broke down in tears almost immediately and knowing her as I do I was disturbed. How painful is this? She is normally so quiet...

At this point I had a major panic and broke down quietly myself, but this did not last long; by the time it was my turn I had regained my composure and was ready to face them. The judge passed his recommendations stating that I had been particularly disruptive. Good, something had worked then! But I still had 18 searing strokes of the birch to come. Cuffed and then restrained over a punishment frame, I took some very deep breaths. Let's do this. The strokes came in, the first hitting me right on my crease, I wailed quite desperately and when the third did the same I threatened to wrap the birch round the officer's neck if he did not stop hitting me there. Quite how I was going to manage that bent over and restrained is anyone's guess, but hey ho! As each stroke came in the pain across my bottom increased. It was becoming unbearable at stroke 14, where I was reduced to screeching "Aiiiyah!" Not the tough lady I had hoped, but at least I held back the tears. It is the little victories that count. Finally the last stroke came in, it bloody hurt but I had managed it and the endorphins flooded my brain sending me to a fantastic place, the one you can only get to when doing something like this. I was released, turned round and faced the officer I had been taunting earlier. He said "Not quite the madam now are we?" My response? "And all that jazz", complete with wink at him! Never let them see you crumble.

Amy said today that she had hoped we would kick off more. I did want to, but the others were so quiet I was loathe to go too far. There is always a danger that if you are the only person kicking off then you will get too much of the attention and leave the others in the group not getting enough. It is, in my opinion, important to think of the group and those with whom you are playing (particularly your fellow subs, screw the Doms ;-)) you don't want to be an attention grabber and ruin the day for others. I think if we were to do something similar (and we probably will) I would probably arrange with the others for us ALL to do something in the form of our own characters. That way we are organised against them and no one person is stealing the limelight in a group scene.

Thanks be to those who arranged this. I am as usual grateful to be involved!

Bottoms Up launch party!

2011-06-28T16:47:00.000+01:00

Hello folks, my apologies for the absence, this really has been quite a busy month for me in my other world. Anyway, it has finally calmed down now so here I will take the opportunity to tell you about my launch party at Bottoms Up, in a fabulous venue in Vauxhall. For the party I was proud to have Ellen May Davis, Aleesha Fox, Nikita Rafael, Jadie Reece and of course myself.

After a champagne reception, I was called up for a cold caning, where each gentleman gave me 6 of the best for being so very naughty! After a short break the gentlemen each saw the ladies present for a mini 1-2-1 session where the ladies were spanked and an implement was applied to their bottoms. Well deserved me thinks! A lovely buffet was served before the other girls were to be given the cane for their part in the naughty goings on leading up the the event! All in all I was pleased with how it went. This is the first time I have run an event, so I was very nervous about it all. Here is what some of the gentlemen had to say:

Hi Leia, just to say thank you for Friday. It was a great party with a good venue, lovely food, great company and beautiful girls.

Thank you so much for taking the time and trouble to arrange what turned out to be a most memorable and enjoyable party on Friday. Without doubt, it was the best party I have EVER attended.

Dear Leia. Thank you for hosting a super party on Friday. I hope it is the forerunner of many more. I am absolutely delighted that I was able ti meet some of London's Greatest CP devotees.

The next party will be on 5th August, where the theme will be debutantes, with all ladies in evening gowns. For more information and to see pictures of the party last Friday do go along and visit:

www.bottomsupspanking.com

Oops I did it again...

2011-06-14T08:30:00.000+01:00

Hello folks! Yes, I am back to my naughty acts with the ladies at Northern Spanking. This time it is with NEW GIRL Aleehsa Fox, who is SERIOUSLY hot. just feast your eyes on the piccies I have here for you...

Here is what Northern had to say about Miss Fox: We are delighted, finally, to Welcome Aleesha to Northern Spanking. She is gorgeous, a true spankette and a delight to be around. You will be seeing much more of Aleesha, (see pics on the Forum for an idea of just how much more!). Here we can see her being thoroughly enjoyed by the wicked Miss Woods!

Yes folks, I am the Northern Spanking resident lesbian! Now where is Stephen Lewis. Oh Stephen! Some action for you to break up here!!!

The lady even managed to look uber sexy in a bodysuit (very difficult!). Hope you enjoyed folks and do go and see the full set at Northern Spanking

More spanking in hot tubs!

2011-06-02T09:01:00.000+01:00

Yes, there is a theme running through my life. Yes you may have all the trappings of luxury, but you WILL be spanked for it! I love it! Now as you folks probably know, wet spankings feel that much stingier than spankings on a dry bottom. This is because the skin has been softened by the water. It is not something to be taken lightly, particularly when the Dominant parties are Jean Bradley and Paul Kennedy! Here is the story!

Leia was babysitting for Jean & Paul but she decided to invite round her friend, Pandora, for a Hot Tub get together, whilst raiding Paul's best Rioja wine! The girls were getting nicely numb from the wine & very relaxed from the hot tub's bubbles when Jean & Paul arrived home early to discover this total abuse of their trust! Paul was fuming... especially with Pandora, who he had never met before... back chatting to him in his new hot tub was not a wise move! Leia was hauled out of the tub into the cold early evening air & she continued to protest her innocence but she knew what was going to happen, having known their family for some time. Paul & Jean smacked, spanked & strapped Leia's wet bottom in front of a puzzled & shocked Pandora who was promised the same treatment too. Both girls were strapped hard on their bare wet behinds over the tub as each girl was made to watch the other receive this humiliating painful discipline reminder!

I do hope you enjoy it folks! See this and other films at AAA Spanking

YO!

2011-05-29T13:38:00.000+01:00

Hi folks, after a fabulous time with Northern Spanking, my scene mojo is back (yeah!!!!!) so here I am once more. In other news I have a twitter account for you folks to follow, should you wish to:

L_A_Woods

take a look and I promise to update it regularly (well, almost promise!)

Enjoy folks, I shall be back another day with tales of what I have been getting up to!

I am on a break...

2011-05-21T13:59:00.000+01:00

....hello folks. After a recent bad experience and a serious case of too much chemistry work on I must put some of my scene activity on the back burner. For this reason I may not be posting quite as frequently for a short while, but I promise I have not lost passion for scene and neither have I left it!

In the meantime here are some clips from some of my favourite films by the great people of Northern Spanking, with whom I am shooting with next week:

Enjoy folks...

Wheatley manor is on Northern Spanking

2011-05-11T10:08:00.003+01:00

Hello folks! Good news! The finest film in spanking (in my opinion!), Wheatley Manor, is available online at Northern Spanking today! Don't miss it as it is an excellent film, both in acting and in direction and production. This really was a labour of love for all of us involved and it certainly is worth a look. For those of you who are not so sure, here is the synopsis:

Our EPIC feature film finally makes its online debut, and we are delighted to be able to present this gorgeous film, and stunning star cast for our online members. A very special project, and one we are still incredibly proud of. Enjoy. The entire box set of this film is still available to buy from Kane Magazine in the UK.

Ever since they left university, Niki, Amelia and Leia-Ann, have met once a year to renew their friendship in an indulgent activity. Taking it in turns to choose, Amelia took them paintballing and, last year, Niki arranged a murder mystery weekend. Thinking they are in for a dull spa weekend, Amelia and Niki are in for a shock when they arrive at Leia Ann’s choice, Wheatley Manor….

The skimpy uniform and the rules leave little to the imagination, but the infringement of those rules carries exceptionally painful consequences, as the girls first meet Ms Hunter, followed by the quite fearsome Professor Lewis. One lady’s rebellion is harshly put down even before the first session of the course. Shocked at their treatment, a further shock is to come – Leia Ann has been here before! The young women continue to experience harsh punishment and cruel humiliation at a very untypical English country house retreat. At some point, even the most wilful and rebellious of them must break, but how long will it take? And what extremes of discipline will all three suffer in the process?

See it now at Northern Spanking

Boarding school Vs. Prison

2011-04-28T22:15:00.000+01:00

Hello folks. I do hope you had a good Easter and enjoyed the scorching weather, I certainly did! OK, today I am going to make some comparisons between these two institutions (there we go, one similarity already!). Obviously there are differences, but some of the similarities are shocking!

1. Both, if kept in for too long may end up with the inmate (I shall use this for both cases as I felt like an inmate at both mine!) becoming institutionalised. I certainly was so when I first left boarding school. I remember waiting for bells to tell me what to do next, which leads me onto my next point:

2. Both have strict routines. At school there was a bell for every event, including getting up, going to bed and putting laundry out. The lot! I am not sure about prisons (never having been in one!), but I believe from my research that they employ a similar method! Strict routines are a double edged sword. They give structure, but take away the freedom to make choices.

3. Security. Obviously this varies from prison to prison, depending on the nature of those inhabiting it. I found that security varies from school to school too. My first boarding school had a roof alarm consisting of IR beams going across it, the existence of which I found about when I went onto said roof to retrieve my pillow (which oddly did not set it off, but my presence did!). I was gated. Not that it makes much difference when you are in the middle of a park and never go anywhere without a housemistress!

4. Almost everything you eat with is plastic. Plates, cups and some cutlery were all plastic at school. As it is in prison. I can understand it there as other materials could become weapons but in school? We were ballet students FFS!

5. You can't just leave. At school you had to ask permission and sign out, even then we were only allowed out once a week. Unless you are a high security prisoner you may actually be allowed out more than the average boarder. Brilliant!

6. Dorm furniture. Basic bunkbed, with bedside table and two draws and half a wardrobe. Does this sound familiar to that shown in the series Bad Girls? It should, it is pretty much identical. Oh, and don't forget you may only put things up on the tiny notice boards. We don't want the rooms looking homely now do we?!

That is all I wish to cover right now, but you get the idea. So, if anyone can come up with 3 or more differences between prison and boarding school I would love to hear them. This post may also enlighten anyone who may be interested in my fascination with institutional play within the scene. I guess a kinky youngster growing up in such an environment could not help but be affected by it all.

New spanking club!

2011-04-18T08:52:00.000+01:00

Hello folks! Yes, really quite exciting news! There is a new spanking club in our midst and this one promises to offer something a little different. The club is called Bottoms Up! Here is a little about the club:

"At Bottoms Up we aim to run a party with a difference! Gentlemen will be greeted on arrival with a glass of champagne and a chance to meet and get to know our ladies before the action begins. Our host Leia-Ann Woods is quite incorrigable with her unladylike behaviour and will be bent over and have her bottom bared for a cold caning. Six of the best from each of you gentlemen is just what this lady deserves! Once Miss Woods has been shown the error of her ways it is time for the other ladies to face the music with her. Gentlemen will be asked by each lady to see them for a 'mini' 1-2-1 session for a spanking and a good few strokes with a strap or paddle to correct their behaviour! We will break for a buffet lunch before the ladies are given a dose of good Olde English discipline; The cane. Each girl will be called up individually to receive six strokes from each gentleman. We hope such a punishment in front of an audience will have our ladies transformed to behave in the ladylike behaviour one should expect!

If this sounds like something you would enjoy, please come and join us. We host our parties at a high-class venue in Central London, with an atmosphere to match. We hope to see you there!"

To find out more, or to visit the website type in www.bottomsupspanking.com or click on the piccie below of yours truly:

I really look forward to hearing from you folks!

Inventive scenario involving schoolgirls. In space!

2011-04-07T21:01:00.001+01:00

Hello folks! All school scenarios have been done to death, correct? WRONG! Because in come Northern Spanking with a great new idea, and it is called Schoolgirls in space! Is it traditional? No, but we don't need to do traditional ALL the time. Is it serious? NO, because we should not take ourselves too seriously. Is it a good spanking video? YES! It is a fun new story, with a comedy poke at 70's sci-fi programmes plus plenty of spanking. Oh, and did I mention it had SCHOOLGIRLS in it? What is there not to like? I say nothing! Here is a brief synopsis:

Schoolgirls Amy & Leia-Ann are on the first passenger trip to the moon, when their visit to the flight deck causes rather a lot of havoc! In space, no one can hear you scream...

This is a great film and I have a clip for you right here so please go and take a look (click):

http://www.scottishspanking.com/ssfilms/SIS.mp4

This really is something different and is a breath of fresh air with respect to a genre that really has been done almost to death. Enjoy folks!

Cold caning at AAA spanking

2011-03-29T10:56:00.000+01:00

Hello folks! I do apologise for my irregular posting of late, I have not forgotten my blog, I am just super busy at the moment. Thank you for your patience! I wanted to share a film with you today, largely because it features my favourite punishment; COLD CANING! The story of how I got myself in to such trouble is as follows:

Leia & Irelynn reported to Mr Osborne, who was enjoying his day off before receiving the latest infractions, & he decided to deal with this personally! It was obvious why Leia was there, her surly attitude was the least of her worries as she was wearing the wrong school skirt & high heel shoes which were totally in contravention of the strict uniform guidelines. This was no accident, Leia knew this but didn't care. Irelynn was there as she had been getting into trouble hanging around Leia & her gang. Mr Osborne had seen enough, it was a "cold caning" for Leia, no warm up, no helpful hand spanking, she was bent over the glass table & Irelynn made to watch as the relentless strokes of the heavy kooboo cane crashed down onto her cheeks! When Mr Osborne decided to use Leia's bottom as target practice, going for her crease & a few painful strikes to the top of her thighs, Irelynn pleaded with him to stop! She was given a quick spanking then suffered the indignity of ending up spanked next to Leia until Mr Osborne decided when he had enough of caning her bared cheeks sending them both off in disgrace to their rooms!

If you love the punishment of naughty girls with a cold caning then do go and check this out!

When logic gives way to need...

2011-03-21T21:04:00.000Z

Hello folks. I do apologise for the long delay in posting but I have been VERY busy, which is one of the reasons for this post.

I have had quite a schedule of late, balancing scene play with chemistry work with mixed success. I recently scheduled a deeply psychological play session (private) where I would be tested in physicality as well as in mind. I knew I had a busy schedule previous to this event, but I ignored this and went along to the event, despite by brain feeling like it had been run over by a truck several times. Physically I was not too bad, but mentally I was shattered. Given what I am (I will not go into the details), I really need to look after my mind more than I do. So why don't I? Well, logic gives in to the need to play. Sadly, this often means that the play session I have been so looking forward to is not so good for me or the person I am playing with. What is usually hot can become less so, and certain subjects that are sore (and can possibly be used in a session to 'break' me) become mountains rather than mole hills. The session was not all bad, please do not misunderstand me (in fact we traversed a major rubicon), but I could have been so much better and so given my play partner so much more.

After the session, I felt low, possibly because I was so emotionally tired, but also because I had not performed as well as I felt I should have. This is counter-productive for all involved I believe. This may be why I am no longer a slave! Has anyone else suffered from 'logic giving way to need' syndrome? I do hope I am not the only one but please leave comments if you have anything to say on this matter. Thank you folks!

JCP review - The Singapore cane

2011-03-08T10:30:00.001Z

I have done many JCP, all but two of them as a Domme. I have always had 'the fear' before the day, building up until the moment I am secured and waiting for punishment. Nothing worried me quite as much as the Singapore cane. I have never tasted it before but I know the pain it emits is a dull thud and not the sting I love and crave. For this reason I was convinced I would, for the first time, not make it to the other end in one piece. I was in some was correct.

The prisoners were Ellen-May Davis, Nicky Montford, Slayer, SJ, and myself. We were ushered into a side room, isolated from the audience and the other girls and instructed to change into our prison uniforms. They were ugly, and nothing I did made them look the least bit attractive. That, combined with my lack of make up (I had good reason for this, read on!) meant that my usual 'Leia' mask was not there to protect me. I had nowhere to hide. After what seemed an eternity the officers came to collect the first meeting. It was me. We were not aware of the order of play, so there was no way to psychologically prepare for the 'moment'. feeling unprepared for what was to come, I was taken outside to face the officers. The cold hit me, and that combined with the nerves, made me shake uncontrollably. When asked the routine health questions I could hardly answer for the fear coursing through my veins.

Secured onto the H frame I had just a few seconds to calm myself while Miss Switch took aim. Nothing, but nothing could have prepared me for what was to come. The pain on my buttocks from each COUNTED (a stroke had to be clean and not hit the padding at all) stroke was unbearable. It seared into my flesh and I had no way of processing it. Within 3-4 strokes I was screaming and crying like never before. I had built myself up for this event, and yet I felt that somehow I had under-estimated the implement I had signed up for. By strokes 10-12 I was crying uncontrollably, despite the presence of an audience (believe me I am not one for showing my hand in front of people!), in fact I am not sure I even remembered they were there, such was the depth of the scene both emotionally and physically. It was only at stroke 14 that I realised I could do this and I did have the strength to suffer all 18 strokes. When stroke 18 hit me I knew I had done it. But the tears still came and did not stop for a good 10 minutes after my punishment was over. I had been broken, by CP alone. Never has this happened before and never have I let go so easily in front of a crowd of people in such a manner. I could not watch anyone else, I could not bear to see others potentially go through that which I had gone through. I do know I was not the only lady to break, Ellen-May and I also shared a hug after her scene. It was an unforgettable day at a fantastic venue in Kent, where the location allows for more adventurous play, in this case an outdoor scene I will never forget.

I really need to thank Mistress Switch for having me as one of the subjects and administering my first 9 searing strokes, Mr A for some fantastic after-care and a good long hug after my punishment and Miss S for her part in administration of the Singapore. A GREAT day!!!

Now, I know the venue is not easy to get to, but believe me it was worth it. To be able to play outside is really quite special, and not something that can be done easily in London. Sometimes it is worth while to leave the Capital to try something new and different.

The English Mansion Summer Ball and people named Lucy having an influence!

2011-02-28T15:43:00.000Z

Hello folks, I know this is showing off my darker side, but we all have one, correct?! The English Mansion Summer Ball. This event is rather special and I must say I am privileged to have been invited. The website is already up and has plenty of info on it and there is more to come soon. The date is Thursday 26th May, so if you would like to go, click on the image below and you will find everything you need to know:

It does sound like THE event of the year for male submissives and Female Dominants. Need I say more? There is also a post on Mistress Sidonia Von Bork's blog, which will probably put it all more eloquently than I have:

http://www.theenglishmansion.com/blog/

Mistress Sidonia Von Bork (the lady who used to be Lucy Bailey before going over to the Domme side of life) has been one of the influential people I have had the pleasure to know. I was did a few sessions with her (as sub of course!) before she stopped seeing people, where I learned much about 1-2-1 play and how enjoyable they can be. My first films as a sub were with Miss Marchmont, which, as we all know, was under Mistress Sidonia's direction. At this point I was lucky enough to have two people going by the name of Lucy (or at least one used to!) influencing me as Lucy McLean of Northern Spanking because a really good friend (even better now, life would be just that more empty without her), so did I begin filming for her (as a sub and later as a Domme) and for The English Mansion (as a Domme). I do remember my first attempts in front of each lady. I was terrified. Both are pretty much exceptional Dominants, and I felt like a mere pretender. Having said that both ladies were so very kind and had me feel at home. It is because of influence like this that my confidence has built. This is the scene at its best. I can say no more...

Scrapping in cute uniforms on AAA spanking!

2011-02-25T15:01:00.000Z

Hello folks, after my last, rather 'heavy' post I thought it was time for something a lighter easier on the eye (on so many levels!). I recently spent the day with the good people of AAA spanking and we managed a fun-filled day of spanking joy! I have some piccies here of a photo-story on the site of Irelynn Logeen and I fighting, with my good self ending up with a sore bottom! Click on any of the pics to visit the site and see more!

After receiving a good slap, Irelynn over-powers me and I end up pinned down with her astride me. It is not long before she is pulling my panties down for a humiliating spanking on my bare bottom:

Irelynn does not hold back and I am soon feeling rather sorry for myself, and rightly so:

This is a lovely set, and if you enjoyed looking and these pics as much as I enjoyed filming it then visit AAA spanking and see what us naughty ladies get up to!

The dark side of the Moon

2011-02-21T14:54:00.001Z

Hello folks, been a while I know but I have been on a bit of a rollercoaster of late! OK, down to what I want to talk about: The dark side.

Everyone of us has a dark side, I have been aware of this for some time and have accepted it as a part of human nature. My dark side largely manifests itself as a disciplinarian who enjoys dishing out punishment to those deserving of it, nothing more. Recently this all changed when I was asked to be part of the top team for an interrogation (I have done three as a 'subject). I was very nervous before, worried I would not have the skill to pull it off. However, when the scene began I was quickly immersed in it and before long I was enjoying taking an active role. I found I revelled in throwing buckets of water on a subject and was happy to take part in the psychological tricks we had up our sleeves to break them down.

The scene culminated with each subject undergoing a session of waterboarding, the length of which depended on how quickly they gave up the information we were after. I have been waterboarded three times, but have never seen how it works or the effects on others. For this reason Mr E had me hold a torch in the direction of the action, to give him light and allow me to see. I happily watched all four subjects go through this and even chuckled when one sobbed after being instructed she would have to suffer fifteen further sessions (we did not do this but it must have been psychologically painful). The scene ended, there were hugs all round and off we went back to London. It was late when we arrived so I thought little on what we had done and headed straight for bed. The following afternoon I had a crisis of conscience and was highly emotional about the events of the previous evening. How could I have done such awful things? Worse, how could I have done such awful things to my friends? I had watched four people be broken and taken an active role in it. I believed I was a terrible person. I talked with the other members of the team which really helped clear my mind. I realised that if asked to do this to an unwilling person I could not do it, so the major difference here is consent. These people all wanted to go through this and would get something out of it, both physically and mentally. So, is it a bad thing to have a dark side? Well, yes and no. It depends on how the dark side manifests itself. Mine only comes out to play with those who wish to see it.

New spanking magazine

2011-02-08T09:56:00.001Z

Yes folks there is a new spanking magazine out! It looks rather good, and I have just read the first edition! The magazine is 98 pages long and is in a convenient A5 format. At £7 it is reasonably priced as well! Features in the first publication are: Spanking news, an interview with Leia-Ann Woods (yes, me again, sorry folks!), news from Ian of the London Tanners, a web review of Spank My Bottom, a DVD review of Miss Brown's Detention, Britain's most spankable bottoms, spanking in uniform: The school girl, information on Miss Brown's parties, a picture review of Northern Spanking's The girl next door, spanking story taking stock, girls behaving badly and here come the girls (spanking adverts). As you can see the magazine is packed full with all things spanking! To find out more about this exciting new addition to the spanking scene go to this website:

http://www.get-spanked.co.uk

I hope you enjoy it and maybe some of you will be able to contribute in one form or another! That's all folks!

Strictly Spanking videos

2011-01-29T11:26:00.001Z

Hello folks, some news! The good people of Strictly Spanking have launched their website:

http://strictlyspankingvideos.com

Take a look! Yours truly features on there getting a VERY hard punishment. Take a look in the free clip below:

And here is another:

If you like it then do head over to their site and take a look at their work, it really is quite excellent! It has not stopped me smoking, but I do smoke less. Much less.

That's all folks!

Website love 1: Northern Spanking

2011-01-24T14:57:00.002Z

Hello folks. This post has been inspired by a good friend of my the Chief! As you will probably know, this is one of my favourite sites. Northern Spanking. Not only are Lucy and Paul good friends of mine, but they were the first to welcome me back on the scene back in 2005 after a prolonged illness. Now, Northern have probably the LARGEST archive of material featuring my good self, so if you like what I do then do go and have a look. There is PLENTY to watch! Because there is so much, I was not sure what to feature in this post until I took a look through the site myself. Well, it did not take me long to decide. And those of you who are quick off the mark will quickly see a pattern forming here: (click on any picture to visit the site)

Here I am kissing Miss Harvey, and getting here into trouble. Oops! I do apologize, I suppose I cannot help myself!

And at it again! This time I am taking 'advantage' of the lovely submissive charms of Rhiannon Diablo! Sexy!

And not happy with having the good lady attend to me once, I whisk her off to my dungeon for some good F/f domination. What fun!

I am not sure I could wait a SECOND longer to kiss the beautiful (and now sexily Dominant) Amy Hunter. Luckily for me, she kissed me just at that moment...

What was the name of this film? Oh yes, "Sorry she came". I think Jadie Reece and I also forgot we were being filmed!

It seems Miss Hunter and I must pounce on each other when hot water is involved. Here is us enjoying a private moment in someone else's hot tub! We got ourselves in quite a bit of "Bubble Trouble"

And here I am again, busy with the girls, this time Jadie Reece (again!)

And Finally, here I am seducing the beautiful Nicole, in Hot Fuzz, Northern Spanking's hilarious 'spankumentary'. Yes, I certainly get my girl don't I!! You might think, that with all this girl love when do I get spanked? Oh but I do...and on Northern I manage to get myself into hot water rather a lot! Take a look, and see what you might find!

Two days at school

2011-01-23T11:13:00.004Z

Hello folks! I have just come back to planet Earth after two days spent at school. And what fun I had! I know I have said in the past it is not my favourite scenario, but in the right setting with the right scenario it can be fun! On Friday I was a pupil, and yesterday I was teaching. I cannot really say which I prefer as both are very enjoyable, but for very different reasons.

Currently I have seen nothing so authentic in terms of setting than that of the good people at Spanking Schooldays. The attention to detail is amazing. They provide you with the school uniform, so despite me turning up on Friday looking like something out of Grange Hill, I was made smart with a matching school tie and blazer! Friday was splendid. The gentlemen present were our school teachers, and each taught us a class individually, where we received punishment for poor behaviour or incorrect answers in the tests given. I started off trying hard in the tests and was getting consistently good results. However, I was being punished anyway for my smart mouth so I gave up on applying my brain, resulting in my ending up in even deeper water. Finally, in Mathematics, I was asked why I had not bothered to answer the question. I said "I cannot be bothered Sir". This resulted in my being hauled up in front of the class and given six with the cane in front of the class. Sadly, I did not learn from this and neither did the other girls. We all received the cane at the end of the day, leaving us very sore.

There was a special punishment for me from the Headmaster before class was dismissed. I was ordered to bend over and touch my toes, which I did. My panties were then removed and six scorching strokes were delivered onto my bottom for being so badly behaved and cheeky. For the first time that day I actually began to regret my actions! My a hard caning hurts more when you are touching your toes!

On Saturday I returned to school, but for me at least the tables had turned. I was to teach today, or try to at least! I had a very difficult class of delinquents to teach. There was backchat, cheating in the tests and reports of pupils drinking out of class and committing vandalism! Incredible! I did manage to keep control of them all, however, with my trusted wooden paddle and a very heavy dragon cane for those who refused to tow the line. By the end of the day I had each pupil line up to receive 6 of the best from me before they were allowed to go. This was on top of any punishment (including a caning) they may have received throughout the day for their behaviour in the classroom.

All in all it was a fantastic weekend, and has really given me back a love for traditional school role-play.

NEW SPANKING WEBSITE!!!

2011-01-19T16:14:00.004Z

Hello folks! I have some exciting news for you! There is a new site out there and it is really rather excellent! the site is called AAA spanking, and already has a large collection of good, hard CP film on it! Click on any picture to go to the site and take a look!

It features domestic discipline, schoolgirl punishments, Girl/girl spankings, Auditions and first timers, video and photo images! Quite a selection!

I enjoyed a great day with the good people of AAA spanking, where I was with the lovely Pandora Blake. We both played schoolgirls and naughty young ladies who would rather lounge at home in our PJ's than face the last day at school. We also did a really fun shoot playing a spanking version of Twister. very Kinky!

Finally we received quite a spanking for committing arson, albeit accidently of course!

I Do hope you take a look and enjoy this site! The owner is a friend of mine and is good fun as well as being a CP lover! Enjoy folks...

xxxxxx

Spanking and our body

2011-01-12T15:54:00.002Z

Spanking. Whether our primary turn on is psychological or physical we all enjoy it, right? I don't know about you folks, but I have had a passion for scene and all it offers for many years now, and one aspect which continues to give me much joy is diversity. Now, diversity may come in many different packages, for instance, are you a role-player? Or do you prefer to enjoy the sensation without interruption? But today I want to talk about physical diversity. Myself and friends of mine have been subjected to unwarranted comments on our shape and most recently our size. People come in different packages and I for one think that is great. I have played with many women and some men (!), all of whom have looked different. Did it matter to me? No. Why? Because people are physically diverse and that is one of the joys of our community.

For some it seems there are aesthetics to spanking and the scene. Some spankees have been described as too tall to spank. Why? Because conditioning tells us that a dominant person is taller than the submissive? I can tell you that Lucy McLean as Matron is rather scary and has me submitting in seconds, despite the fact she is several inches shorter than me. She and others, such as Amy Hunter, do not need height to exert authority. They do it naturally. And bloody well!

Others have been described as too thin with no ass, and I have had the fact that at times my ribs stick out noted. Does anyone really think we want or need to hear that? I can assure you that neither me or my friend are on any sort of diet!

Finally, some have been described as curvier, among other insults, and I myself have been asked if I have put on weight and described WHILE OVER SOMEONE'S KNEE as wobbly! Clearly ideal body shape is subjective from person to person.

Now, everyone has a different idea of what their ideal person to play with is, I have my own. But I LOVE playing with different people, experiencing something new both physically, emotionally and psychologically. What a person looks like really is not top of my list when I choose a play partner, in fact it is pretty low down the list. Even when it comes to spanking films and photo sets, we must remember that what we are seeing may not be ideal for us, but someone else may be looking at the same time and find it perfect. Again, it is all subjective. So before we rush in with our thoughts, maybe we should think about what we say. The models on the scene are people so thoughts and comments may be hurtful if not well thought out.

Rant over. Pictures and something light-hearted soon I promise!

New year and my very own hazing experience!

2011-01-08T17:49:00.000Z

Hello folks. I have had a new experience for 2011. While I have experienced wooden paddles before, I have never experienced a sorority paddle. A sorority paddle may be used in American universities as an initiation or hazing ritual. Hazing has long been used in sports and fraternity clubs as an entry requirement. In most cases it is just harmless fun and the 'entrant' survives the experience while bonding with the existing members, but of course like most such things, some people push it too far

Recently, I received 12 strokes full force from cold with one such paddle, and it HURT! I think this paddle might have to go on the list of top five implements I hate! My bottom felt like it was aflame, and I am sure an egg could have been cooked on it once my sentence had been completed! A picture was taken and I have never seen it so red! Sadly, I am unable to publish it, I do apologize folks. Not only that, I ended up with marks, and these marks lasted for more than a few hours! It has been a while since I have suffered an uncomfortable journey home after a punishment, and I could not stop smiling to myself! Others on the train must have wondered what was so amusing!

Now while, this was not a traditional hazing ceremony, I did feel I had to pass the test, for if I had not coped I would have somehow felt that I had failed. Why you ask? I cannot say, I guess the human mind can be complex at times!

Happy New Year

2010-12-30T10:12:00.001Z

Hello folks. I do hope you all had a fantastic break. I certainly did and am ready to go. For those of you who wish to see me for sessions (particularly those thwarted by weather and/or illness) I shall bew back and most DEFINITELY ready to play from 3rd January onwards. Looking forward to it!

In other news I have been nominated by The Spanking Spot for Spankee of the Year 2010. If you think I deserve it, or if you think a European should win then do go over to his fine website and vote for me http://www.thespankingspot.com . Thank you to those who have done already and thanks in advance to anyone who does so upon reading this post!

Finally, we RETAINED the ashes! Yeah! I was stupidly excited over this. Does this deserve a punishment?!

Season Greetings

2010-12-24T20:02:00.001Z

Merry Christmas everyone, and a hopeful New Year. I look forward to a 'thrashing' one!!

Being a pro and passion for scene

2010-12-19T21:56:00.001Z

Hello folks. First of all I apologize for not posting in a while, I have been recovering from a nasty dose of flu, which seemed more than stubborn (even more stubborn than me!). OK, this is my post and it has been inspired by a conversation I had this evening and a brief browsing of various forums. Now, I was not offended by this conversation, in fact the person I was having it with I like (and I hope he likes me, even if it is in moderation!). What I was amazed by was what he thought of me, given my active participation in the 'commercial' scene. It got me thinking; Who else thinks of ladies like me in this fashion? I was not offended, just sad that he may have been under the impression I did nothing unless I was paid. Here is me trying to dispel that view. I hope I succeed.

In the first instance he was surprised by the fact that I play in my private life. Yes, folks I do, and sometimes that includes a degree of BDSM. I love my private play and I have always had someone (or people) in my life with whom I play and have a personal relationship with. This does not mean what I do on the scene is lesser, it is just different and satisfies different passions and tastes of mine. When playing privately I can explore the darkest rooms of my mind and do that in a safe and caring environment with people I know well. This is something not advised with people unknown to you, trust me!

The 'commercial' scene fulfills me in other ways. I have met so many lovely people and made many friends through the commercial scene. I also get the lovely 'fear' when I play with someone new, where I wonder if I will be able to cope with the punishment I am due for my naughtiness. I also have the joy of becoming so many different characters, both in session and on film, some of which are the the people I would be if I had the courage, or would have to be in a certain situation (Mrs Woods is a fine example of this). Sometimes I have the joy of playing a really deep scenario in session that turns me on that has not been thought of by me, but the gentlemen. Those are my favourite moments.

So which do I prefer being? Leia? Or the private me? Truth is I like being both. I love my double (sorry triple!) life!

A christmas carol

2010-12-13T10:30:00.001Z

Sorry for more music, but it is my mood at the moment. Hope you enjoy this.

I join My Spanking Roommate!

2010-12-05T14:16:00.001Z

Hello folks! I have some news, I have joined the group of naughty women on My Spanking Roommate! This time I am a high maintenance girlfriend, who believes I can do as I please and treat my man like dirt.

Unfortunately, I have under-estimated my man and his resolve to tame me and my tongue and before long I end up being dragged across his knee for a well deserved spanking on my bottom.

But, it does not end there. My boyfriend has decided to drive the lesson home with one of my dreaded implements; the hairbrush. It seems I will be nursing a very sore bottom throughout our dinner date!!

See the full episode now at My Spanking Roommate

For you

2010-12-03T23:01:00.001Z

For the man!

Finishing school part 3

2010-12-01T15:41:00.002Z

Sunday morning had me haul myself out of bed feeling rather jaded, but a cup of tea and a greeting from CT soon perked me up. We cleared the mess from the previous night and then set about preparing the formal breakfast for our guests and tutors. Eggs, smoked salmon, sausages, black pudding, beans, mushrooms with toast or potato scones (still not sure what they are). As with the previous night it all got hairy at the end but we soon got all the covers out and I was asking Eliane to bully people into having scrambled eggs as fried was causing a problem due to lack of space! It didn't quite work but I almost managed it! I have to say it worked well from all and CT and I worked well as a cooking team!

After breakfast it was time for assembly, which I have to say I was dreading due to my (even more visible) love-bite on my neck. All transgressions were noted by Mrs Darling and Miss Hammond-Grant and before long it was my turn to face the music. I had refused to rat on Zille so Miss Hammond-Grant threatened to have each girl bite into an apple to compare the teeth marks with those on my neck. Zille, worried by this, decided to own up. Naturally we were both punished, and naturally because we were in Scotland it was with the dreaded tawse. I was also punished for being up after curfew with CT, for which CT received a heavier punishment because she was head girl (oh the advantages of not being responsible!). We managed to sing the school song by heart, much to the surprise of our tutors, having learned it all while preparing breakfast (also CT and I were singing let's talk about sex while cooking, which luckily was not heard by Mrs Darling or Miss Hammond-Grant) and were then sent off to prepare for our first lesson, which was sexual etiquette.

Obviously this class was going to be filled with hilarity and double entendre was soon filling the air. I had amused myself by writing the phrase "don't panic if your man is hung like a donkey", and showed it to CT to make her laugh. Mrs Darling, always watchful for misbehaviour, noticed and hauled me up to pass her my book so she could read what I was finding so amusing. To my shame she read it out to the class, before having me over her lap for a spanking. Oops. sadly that punishment did not remind me to keep my mouth shut (there is a separate brain for my mouth) and the following occurred:

EJ: "Miss Hammond-Grant, how long should we wait until moving to more personal acts with our bachelor?"

CT: "About five minutes?!"

Leia "No...*sings countdown tune*"

Of course I am hilarious but the tutors do not see it that way and I am given another spanking, this time by Miss Hammond-Grant. I also suffered a strapping in this class. It was beginning to feel like Groundhog day as time and again I was hearing my tutors say "Miss Woods. Yet again you have let us down..."

After a teabreak we were treated to a ballroom dancing lesson with Mr Spatz, which was really quite a bit of fun (I am actually considering taking it up), though a little embarrassing as I had forgotten how to Walz, not having done so for 3 years. Luckily his feet (almost) survived and the lesson passed without punishment. The end of the lesson took us to preparing a formal afternoon tea (also much fun as I had never done this before) and I was in the kitchen with EJ, Eliane and C baking scones. They ribbed me much for my anal measuring style. What can I say? I am a scientist. We also engaged in some sparring with rolling pins (also not noticed by Mrs Darling - major bonus as I was beginning to think the woman had eyes everywhere!). The tea went down well with our guests and most was eaten. CT and I were in high spirits after tea and began talking rugby, then began poking each other. Before we knew what was going on we were rolling around the floor wrestling each other. Naturally the entrance of Mrs Darling and Miss Hammond-Grant caused us to separate immediately and attempt to fix ourselves. It was no use, however as it was clear we had been up to no good. Miss Hammond-Grant caned each of us hard for such unladylike behaviour. Ouch!

After tea our final lecture was to commence, a fascinating lecture on Crime and punishment in history by our other male tutor. I for one found it highly educational (and hot!). Miraculously I managed to get through this class without punishment too, as did all the other girls. This was officially the end of our classes, but it was not over yet. We were to each have an interview with all our tutors. I was dreading mine, since I was probably the possessor for the most punished girl at Darlings Academy. In the end it was not as awful as I thought, but still highly intimidating (I am guessing that is the idea). My good points were listed first, which included the music classes and the catering skills, but so were my bad points. Luckily for my sensibilities (and probably lack of time!), not all my shortcomings were listed. Overall I came 7th out of 10 and as such was to receive 7 strokes in convocation. I celebrated coming in 7th, but was told it was noting to be proud of. I beg to differ, I should by rights have come last based on my behaviour!

I have never done something like this before, but definitely would again. Lucy and Amy put SO MUCH work into this and I cannot thank them both enough for having me there. Ladies you are the best. Oh, and to say it as Carly Simon would, "Nobody does it better..." I will never forget the weekend at Darlings and will treasure it forever, so thank you for such an experience. Below is a picture that all at Darlings should find HILARIOUS.

Finishing school part 2

2010-12-01T01:00:00.002Z

My roommate and I were up with the lark and we both put on our uniforms, together with hair and make-up. Pleased with our progress we headed down to breakfast and met up with the other girls. At 10am we had assembly, where I was horrified to discover there was a school hymn and we were ALL to sing it. I attempted miming through the words (I hate singing, due to an irrational belief I sound like a wolf in pain), however Mrs Darling noticed and requested I join in. Fearing the tawse on the table I did my best to at least look like I was singing like the others. Before our classes began Mrs Darling and Miss Hammond Grant dealt with our behaviour previous to the beginning of term. All of us received a punishment, mine being for the most inappropriate tweeting activity. All our punishments were carried out individually in front of our fellow pupils. Not knowing some of them well made this a more humiliating act than I expected. Cue two sets of rosy cheeks! Of course nothing is lost on our teachers and a panty inspection followed, resulting in us displaying matching 'little miss trouble' knickers. Needless to say a punishment followed, which was a rather painful high-speed paddling down the line of girls, while we held up our skirts.

Our first class was deportment, which went largely without punishment, however my '1000 mile stare' was commented on, suggesting it may scare off prospective bachelors. who knew?! Our second class was music, which I was dreading. I love music, but only listening or dancing to it. This was to be singing, my irrational fear. However, I quickly remembered how to read music and was soon singing along with the others and enjoying myself. However, it was not long before mine and J's mouths were running away with us and we ended up bent over with panties down for further punishment. I had only been here a few hours and already I feared I was bottom of the class, certainly for punishments awarded. Here I must thank Miss Hammond-Grant for gently and very quietly building my confidence in this class.

Our music class finished before baking class so I took the opportunity to slip out for a smoke. I slipped past Mrs Darling, trying to be as invisible as possible and snuck out the back door for my precious smoke. I then attempted to slip past once again, and was almost successful, and with one hand on the door handle I breathed a sigh of relief. I thought I had got away with it until I heard the sharp words of Mrs Darling, "Miss Woods stay where you are". Mrs Darling had me raise my skirt for 6 sharp whacks with the wooden spoon. I hate wood so it was a painful reminder! Lunch was prepared and we all sat to enjoy, but as you can imagine it was not without events. Both EJ and I ended up in the corner following further punishment with our skirts raised. I also ended up with a spanked tail for snorting with laughter whilst in said corner. I really must learn to tame my behaviour!

After lunch our class was to take cocktail making. I ended up with the easiest cocktail by chance, but still managed to fail at it, partially because as a chemist I took the measurements literally rather than adding any artistic skill to it. I was spanked by Mrs Darling for such failure especially as I am a chemist. The rest of the lesson passed relatively smoothly and we were dismissed for a teabreak.

After tea (and another cheeky smoke, probably caught out for) we were to take part in flower arranging with Mrs Darling. Of course I ended up racking up a punishment, this time for suggesting to J that we should learn to swear quietly. Sadly, I should also learn to converse quietly as Mrs Darling heard me and had me bent over inside. EJ received a punishment for making use of the trampoline. Oops!

Before long time was running away with us and it was time to think about the dinner, which would total 22 covers. CT and others were in charge of the starter and I was co-ordinating the main due to previous experience with catering at mass level. We organised the food, wrote a list of the timings and dashed off to get ready. I ran upstairs, did my hair make-up and changed into my dress in about 10 minutes. I returned to the ground floor, where we were lined up for a formal meet and greet with our gentlemen guests. Following that I dashed back to the kitchen to begin the cooking and help CT co-ordinate the starters. Given they were cold we decided to have them ready on the table before dinner was announced. This also worked practically as the kitchen was small and I had one oven to cook for 22. HELP! Amusingly, Mrs Darling popped in to check how I was doing. It may have been the look of pure mania on my face, or the speed with which I was doing laps of the kitchen, but she actually ORDERED me to go and smoke. I did not refuse as this would be my first cigarette to go unpunished in 24 hours. Dinner went out smoothly, my only disappointment being I could not warm the plates due to lack of room in the one oven. I finally sat for dinner and was barely though my main before I ended up in the corner for poor language in front of the guests. Given the number of people there I truly was quite ashamed. I was most relieved to be released after what seemed like an age. I thought it could not get any worse, but it did. Further mischief on my part ended up in my being sent to the end of the table for all the guests to see. I was instructed to face the wall by Miss Hammond-Grant and she had EJ hold up my dress. There was a gasp of shock as my complete lack of underwear was revealed. I was lectured by both tutors before being given several strokes of the tawse on my bottom and four strokes on my hand by Miss Hammond-Grant. Despite being in pain I answered back during my lecture and earned a caning from Mrs Darling to boot. The shame was quite awful as despite spending any time in the dining room I had got myself into more trouble than the other girls.

After dinner us ladies were to give some entertainment. Some girls read some prose, and did so beautifully and our group was to sing. Given my new found confidence I hoped I could manage it, however I failed due to minor distractions in the audience and barely made it through without wanting to break down in tears. I took a five minute break to compose myself and then managed to sing the second song without incident. I thank both Mrs Darling for her quick chat with me and Miss Hammond-Grant for urging me on and feeding me with confidence.

After the entertainment the drinks flowed and so did the punishments. I think we all received further punishments for one infraction or another. While the atmosphere seemed relaxed I took the opportunity to slip off with Zille. We had spectacular girlie fun and were both pleased as punch to have got away with it, or so we thought. When I returned to the dining room one of the girls pointed out my love-bite. Oh dear. With short hair I would never cover it. I went out for s smoke to think on what to do, when I encountered both Mrs Darling and Miss Hammond-Grant. I must have looked ultra guilty or worried as Mrs Darling, genuinely concerned stopped me to ask if I was alright. I said I was and tried to ease my way past them as quickly as possible. Suspicious both tutors took a closer look and of course noticed the love bite. Oh dear. Groundhog day. I was in trouble. Again. Finally I was released with a promise that I would be dealt with in assembly for such an infraction.

It was getting late and it was time for bed. A curfew had been set so I did my best to make it. CT paid me a visit as I was getting ready for bed and told me of the arrangements for breakfast the following morning. Due to alcohol it was not long before we were chilling out on my bed chatting away after curfew. Without warning Mrs Darling and Miss Hammond-Grant enter the room and give us both a telling off for being out of bed. Another punishment racked up. I am not doing well. I tucked myself into bed and drifted off to sleep with the phrase "Miss Woods, once again you have let us down." echoing within my head. I slept well. Never have I slept better! Finishing School Sunday Tomorrow folks...

Finishing School Part 1

2010-11-30T10:53:00.000Z

Well, I have just returned from what was the most memorable and exciting CP role-play I have ever done. I still cannot believe quite how fantastic it was, neither can I thank the organizers enough for doing it and having me there. I want to try and give you as much detail as to what happened so be patient with the length of each post. I shall begin presently:

Friday:

I arrived at Glasgow Central station about 4pm, met up with the other girls traveling by train and waited to be picked up, thinking this would be a casual affair due to the weather and our relative distances travelled. How wrong could we be! We were picked up by a strict looking young woman, Miss Hammond Grant (Amy Hunter), who marched us out of the station (I really hope no one thought this was too odd!) to a bus awaiting our arrival. The bus driver was introduced to us as Parker. We loaded ourselves onto the bus and were given a lecture on how to behave on the bus by Parker before setting off. The journey was long so naturally we chattered amongst ourselves, the chatter being various levels of appropriate (I am still not sure how we came up with talking about ferrets and trousers or why we thought it a good idea to reveal our sexual proclivities, but we did). We arrived at the castle (a beautiful but slightly intimidating building), and formed an orderly queue outside the front door with our luggage. At this point I could not help but think of the film Wheatley Manor. It began in a similar fashion! We were led in and given a welcome lecture, which included the rules. I was shocked to hear the girls could not smoke and due to a mixture of tiredness and panic I asked a rather stupid question, to which I received a well-deserved acerbic response! Meeting over, we were all given a tour of the castle by Mrs Darling (Lucy McLean), Zille and I being first. When Mrs Darling had disappeared with another set of girls I decided to take the opportunity to have a sneaky cigarette. I asked Parker how to open the front doors and he obliged me, however he did decide to report my actions to Miss Hammond-Grant who came out to see me with a hairbrush, while Parker prepared the bus for the second pick-up. on seeing me smoking, she had me bent over, coat up to receive 6 with the hairbrush over my jeans. It hurt, but was even more embarrassing to have such a punishment administered in front of Parker whom I did not know (though I did not know the full story on Parker, or his scene experience!). I returned inside to settle in to my beautiful room, complete with four poster bed. I have never slept in one of these before so I was rather excited, too excited in fact! After son down time we had our single talk of the evening on make-up, which due to my long-term friendship with Lucy, I felt I was quite the expert on such matters. However, we can always learn more and I did, particularly on artistry of eye-shadow. By the end of the lecture I think students and teachers are ready to go to bed so we separate off, with EJ passing round our special panties for morning assembly. For which you will have to wait until tomorrow...

Spanking Sarah Gregory Nekkid!

2010-11-21T09:49:00.000Z

Hello folks! I have more Northern Spanking joy for you here, with Amy Hunter, Andi Switch, and of course poor Sarah Gregory, who is the CENTRE of our attention....

She looks in pain the poor love. Never trust the British!

Enjoy...

Northern Spanking gallery

2010-11-19T09:50:00.001Z

Hello folks. despite having my picture taken for many years, I am not actually a fan of looking at most of them. This is nothing to do with the skills of the photographer, it is just my inability to believe I look good in them. It's a woman thing, trust me. Anyway, below is a taste of the first entire gallery that I enjoyed looking at. It is called Little Sailor Girl and it can only be found at Northern Spanking, so if you like them and would like to see more I suggest you pay them a visit:

It is difficult for one such as myself to look innocent, but for once I think I do in the picture above. Almost nervous of my mysterious punisher....

If you like legs, the picture above is for you. If not, tough!

These were taken by Paul Kennedy, who is clearly a fabulous photographer if he can make me look this good!

Top five implements I truly hate

2010-11-16T16:05:00.000Z

Hello folks. I have often wondered why those in charge of my (often poor) behaviour persist in the application of corporal punishment with me when it clearly does not work. Why? well, I enjoy it and enjoying a punishment will not teach the appropriate lesson. Of course even a CP junkie like myself must have implements I hate, and I do. Here are my top 5. These are the implements that get my attention, hold it and truly encourage me to mend my ways. In reverse order:

5. Wooden paddle: (with holes to reduce air resistance. Makes the bottom feel like it has caught fire!). This implement is evil and has brought me to tears on more than one occasion. Most notably during a particularly difficult Judicial Punishment.

4. Hairbrush: (in any material, but plastic is the most evil). I have recent been spanking long and hard by one just like that shown in the picture below. Again, tears came to the surface. I managed to hold them back with this implement, but being over the knee is more humiliating and so it goes in at number 4.

3. Lochgelly tawse: If delivered by an expert this implement can really hurt. I have received the tawse both on the bottom and on the palms of my hand. I really struggled to receive it on my first dose and still do now. I think I will always hate this implement. Especially when the person SERIOUSLY knows what they are doing, such as Lucy McLean.

2. Canadian Prison strap: This implement is just wrong. And anyone who enjoys it is wrong. It hurts. It burns. It makes me want to cry, and I have done so at a Judicial event involving this evil piece. I would do almost ANYTHING to avoid treatment with this.

1. Clothes brush: This implements reaches the dizzy heights of numero uno because it is the first implement that I recently uttered the words "I can't do this" during a punishment involving the clothes brush. No other implement has managed to get me to give in such and I doubt another implement will.

I hope you enjoyed these, and I would LOVE to hear from you if you have implements you hate submissives, or implements you know your submissives hate Dominants. Please do comment!

Music post

2010-11-09T16:34:00.000Z

I am loving this song at the moment, and those close to me may know why! I particularly love the line "...and all the things I deserve for being such a good girl!" It is quite romantic but that is in the air right now. Sadly I am not a good girl, please continue to help me with that one folks....

Enjoy! That's all.

Strike Action (NOT a serious post folks!!!)

2010-11-05T18:11:00.000Z

As leader of the Submissive's Union it is my duty to inform all Tops out there that members of said union are currently on strike until further notice. I apologize for the inconvenience this may cause you. Since this seems to be the week of strikes we have decided (yes a bunch of submissive people made a DECISION!) to join in. We cannot exist in the present conditions. To console you all, here is a picture I really like:

It features Paul of Northern Spanking enjoying a piece of cheese from my spiked slave collar. Remember those parties of the past where cheese and pineapple on a stick was a centre-piece of the buffet? Well I am the human version (naked of course, being a slave) and must remain very still while my guests enjoy their meal. The picture was inspired and taken by my good friend at Monkeytwizzle and I love it, especially with my present fascination with public humiliation! I do hope you enjoy something a little different that does not involve my bottom for a change *grins*

That's All (who can guess the book I am reading at the moment from this line alone?).

Hello People!

2010-11-02T14:44:00.000Z

Hello folks! I do apologize for my absence I have spent the last week wrestling with my internet provider trying to clear up a small problem of them terminating my account without my permission. The culprit should be bent over for a good cold caning!

Anyway, it is sorted now hence my post! I have nothing big spanking-wise to discuss today, but I will come up with some of my perverted thoughts and feelings for you when I am online and not about to rush out to (yet another) meeting.

In the meantime you will have to picture me being spanked dressed up as one wounded Rapunzel by a hairbrush. That will teach me for not only letting down my hair to a not so nice gentleman, but leaving a WOODEN hairbrush lying around to use on my POOR wounded bottom. Yes, my life really is THAT random. Somebody help me. Please?!

Sexy thought for the day 2

2010-10-24T15:57:00.001+01:00

Today I have been thinking about punishments of times past. This one is the scold's bridle. Now in reality these were rather cruel in reality, and hark back to an age when Men ruled the world (dropped the ball there guys didn't you!). Now given my propensity to let my tongue run away with me I imagine I would have experienced this had I not been born in the 20th Century.

A scold was defined as: "A troublesome and angry woman who by brawling and wrangling amongst her neighbours breaks the public peace, increases discord and becomes a public nuisance to the neighborhood." It remains unclear why men should not be pulled up on a similar charge. It was up to the judges to pronounce on whether a woman was indeed a scold. Frequently, it was a disgruntled husband bringing his wife to court. Below are an interesting couple of accounts that really got me going...

In 1858 William Andrews gave a talk before the Architectural, Archaeological and Historic Society of Chester which gave further clues to the use of the scold's bridle. "In the old-fashioned, half-timbered houses in the borough, there was generally fixed on one side of the large open fireplaces a hook so that when a man's wife indulged her scolding propensities, the husband sent for the town gaoler to bring the bridle and had her bridled and chained to the hook until she promised to behave herself better for the future." This was presumably carried out as a favor to the husband, to spare him the trouble of appearing in court.

Some scold's bridles were horrifically cruel, which I will not describe here, but other simply gagged the mouth and had a bell attached to humiliate the scold as she was forced to wear it in public. In the streets, the scold would be subjected to the taunting and jeering of the crowds which gathered to witness the spectacle. "In Ipswich the scold was drawn around the town on a cart in the 'gagging' chair or 'tewe,' as it was known."

Now, given this week I have let my tongue get me into trouble more than once during this past week I should perhaps take heed of this post...

Back in the saddle and Northern Spanking joy

2010-10-17T11:01:00.002+01:00

Hello folks. First of all many apologies for my prolonged absence, I have had a mixture of changes in my personal life and family matters to deal with. Thankfully both are in perspective now and I am, as they say, back in the saddle. Thank you to everyone who sent me such kind and thoughtful messages during what became a very difficult time.

Now, for the primary reason for my post. Updates at Northern Spanking. Northern are one of the few websites that really come up with original ideas and story-lines continually. It is much easier to produce films which are formulaic, but they refuse to produce what we call 'insert girl here' films and photo-sets, where the story is much the same, just with a different girl. This one I give you I love because it has a 1950's feel; A time when women were oh so feminine, from the beautiful dresses and skirts down to the lingerie. The story goes as follows:

Caroline and Kali find themselves in Miss McLeans parlour. The fundraising coffee morning has not gone well and the vicar is upstairs removing his wet trousers. As Director of the village Womens Institute, Lucy McLean takes such transgressions among the junior girls VERY seriously!

Not long out of school, these potential young ladies are about to learn a very painful and extremely humiliating lesson, courtesy of their own clothes brushes which they were instructed to go out and purchase, immediately after the incident. With an expertise born of experience, Miss McLean smacks their bottoms ever so hard with the shiny wooden brushes and, as they are so young, she feels that, as a finale, perhaps Caroline and Kali should be put across her knee for good smacked bottom.

And all this for spilling a cup of coffee? Wait until Miss McLean realises the fairy cakes are cremating nicely in the oven!

Now I love this set, not only because of the 50's dress but because of the diaper position Caroline finds herself in. Now, I love to hate this position, not only because it is a very painful position to receive a punishment (the skin is rather stretched in this pose), but is it also a very humbling position in which to be punished. I have long been in a love-hate relationship with humiliation so this set really made my stomach lurch with just the thought. I cannot wait for the end, and if you want to see more then visit Northern Spanking

The other set that has really got me going on Northern Spanking is 'No Way Out'. I am guessing if the reader knows me then you can imagine the title alone had me clicking on that post at 186 000 miles per second! If the reader does not know me well, I am someone who loves power exchange and i have a real thing for such situations and institutions where I ma at the total mercy of those running it. Here is the story and some delightful pictures:

Trapped in the tower, Niki thinks she has found a means of escape, through an old tunnel in the cellar. Alas, the steel gate is locked! And there are footsteps on the stone steps. A shadow appears and the girls know their is no escaping another visit from that wicked paddle their bottoms were introduced to on their arrival.

Just to make sure there are no more escape attempts, The Tower Keeper rips off each girls skimpy top after thrashing their bottoms. And there is one more nasty surprise in store...

GOD this is sexy. I don't know about you but I am just dying to know what the nasty surprise is. What did you say? I am a pervert? Yes, yes I am. And so proud!

End of an era...

2010-10-04T14:48:00.002+01:00

...but enjoy the tune folks. I think the lyrics could not be more true:

Is it more humiliating to be stripped naked or to to be exposed?

2010-09-27T17:12:00.001+01:00

I have recently been asked this question, which is quite an interesting one psychologically. I have given it much thought and from my point of view I find it more humiliating to be exposed (with clothes still on, but relevant embarrassing areas on display and easily accessible) than to be stripped completely.

Nakedness is very natural to me. For example, I go to nudist venues to sunbathe and am not in the least bit ashamed of it or my body. I have also been in a position where my bottom, breast and genitals have been exposed and this I found extremely humiliating, despite the fact I still had clothing on. I was much more aware of my exposed bottom (my skirt had been tucked in and I did not dare pull it down to cover my shame!) with my panties at the top of my thighs, stretching with every step I took, I struggled to resist the urge to cover my genitals with my hands (only the threat of further punishment prevented me from giving in to temptation), and my breasts were only enhanced by the under-bust corset I had been ordered to wear. In a public situation where my audience could see my bottom and the tops of my thighs glowing red from punishment is almost too much to bear, not to mention my breasts and genitals to boot. I don't think the same emotions would have been drawn from me if I had been completely stripped. I would have still felt the shame of the punishment and people seeing that I had been admonished in such a way, but this method was much worse for me. I was still dressed by all accounts but all the 'bits' we like to cover were put on display for the pleasure of all and the skirt, corset and position of my panties only enhanced my feelings of exposure. Am I alone in this? What do you folks think?

Night of the Cane – (Probably) The best corporal punishment party in the world.

2010-09-23T13:19:00.001+01:00

Yes it is that time of year again folks. Ishmael has a HUGE new venue in Romford so there will be MUCH MORE on offer this year. Details below:

The Firms celebration of severe corporal punishment, with school classes, workshops, and the competition for the Annual Golden Cane Award. And MUCH MORE!* 7pm - 3am, Saturday 30th October, The Factory, Romford (email ishmael@the-firm.org for adddress).

Advance tickets: £20 from Zeitgeist, Holloway Road, or online at www.joannalark.com, or from Second Coming at the LFF or the LAM, or by post from Kane, 13 Riddlesdale Avenue, Tunbridge Wells, TN4 9AB (cheques to I Skyes)

It's Good to Book in Advance

Dresscode: Fetish, Academic, Uniform, Evening Dress. Soft drinks on sale, bring your own alcohol

Sexy thought for the day

2010-09-15T18:05:00.003+01:00

I hope to feature this regularly. This is a thought (or fantasy to be honest) that kept floating through my (rather twisted and perverted) mind while I was completing my task list for the day:

The Man of the house has returned home to find me relaxing on the sofa (probably with New Scientist knowing me!). The house is clean, dinner is cooked, but I have not done the ironing. Major error. Not pleased with my idle behaviour he fetches the ironing board and iron, finds a length of chain and locks me down to the ironing board. My bottom is bared and he removes his belt, before taking it to me until I apologize and promise to complete the task as quickly as possible. He leaves my bottom on display and sits with me supervising my work, ready to apply the belt further if it does not meet his exacting standards. Nervous, I iron as deftly as i can, not wanting speed to lower the quality of my work. When I am finished he bends me over the ironing board, orders me to "present it". I obey....

I hope you enjoyed this, please feel free to comment and share your thoughts!

Woman impaled on ironing board (installation) Art Rotterdam 2010

Shadow Lane 2010 part 2

2010-09-13T19:25:00.001+01:00

Ok folks time for the second marathon post on my Vegas adventure. Here goes:

Saturday: Naturally my day began with a morning by the pool. I may not see any more sunlight for 12 months so now is the time to absorb. It is also a good place to hang out with fellow spanko's and chat about upcoming events and suite parties. Having shot with Strictly Spanking the day before, I simply HAD to visit their suite party and have some fun, so I did. I think I managed a record 10 minutes at the party before getting myself into trouble and earning a spanking from non other than Danny Crighton! My bottom was still sore from spankings received on Friday so naturally I was wriggling out of his grasp within a few slaps. But to no avail. I had a good spanking from him and was once more unable to sit comfortably. Oh the joy! After the party it was time for more pool time with Paul, Lucy and the Ninja before having yet another cocktail competition with the Evil One. He won this one (his was food and even had crushed biscuit in it - how could I match that?!), though I still have pride in my electric blue margarita! The day had passed swiftly and it was already time to prepare for the ball. I had my 50's polka dot dress already and the Evil One had a very sexy 3 piece suit to wear (insert naughty thoughts here). We made a (less embarrassing) late entrance and had a good evening of socializing before retiring to Lucy and Paul's suite for a party. Being the pervert I am for women I tried to sit myself as close to Zille as possible and where I could not manage this I cursed forgetting my glasses (!). The Evil One had not touched my bottom all evening, which made me nervous. Naturally this did not last forever and I was spanked with increasing ferocity until my bottom was no longer able to perform its original use: sitting. BUT it was not over yet. I was ordered to fetch a cane and offer my bottom to Zille for the stick (at this point my stomach lurched - clearly He had noticed me eying up the Lady. I am not known for subtlety!), however she sadly could not oblige as she felt she would not be good enough *Sob* - (though I could understand, it was in public and if I was new to Domming I would have demurred too, for the safety of the bottom), BUT Mr Defeu came to the rescue and caned me instead, and boy it hurt! Clearly happy with my reactions to those strokes Mr Evil found a dragon and administered 8 strokes with that right in my crease before giving the final 4 to the man I did not know who owned the cane. That really did show me who was in charge. Nothing like being passed over to someone at command!! Tiredness eventually took us, however and we fell in to bed not long after play was over.

Sunday: Today was rest day and a day with Mr Evil. We went along the strip and I was settled in the Tropicana pool while he went off. I also went off. To sleep. I had clearly had not nearly enough even for me. I fell asleep by a pool filled with people with music blaring out. I am an insomniac. Ah well. The evening was spend getting tipsy and learning about roulette (I know. Very valuable information!!), before a late dinner and happy times with friends. I last night of kinky fun was had before sleep (yes I know, I am not skilled in this department. I have been told sleeping with me is like being in bed with a rotisserie chicken!).

Monday: The day we fly back. I would have clung on to the doorframe of my hotel room, but I had an accident with my fingers and a door earlier in the year so doors still both scare and confound me (sometimes opening them seems beyond me, despite my education!), so I left peacefully.

It was a fantastic trip where I hung out with UK friends, caught up with US friends and made new friends. I so wish I could do it all again :-)

Autumnal sun in my garden

2010-09-12T10:11:00.001+01:00

I woke up to a beautiful morning for my day of domesticity. The leaves in the garden are just beginning to turn and the birds were singing in the trees (yes in my part of London it can still seem quite bucolic at times). There is of course only one thing for it when the head soars and aches for natural beauty. Vaughan Williams Lark Ascending. I am still listening to it (for the third time) while I post this. It is a highly popular piece that I am sure you have all heard, but just in case you have not or do not have a copy, here is a link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m9n8ZU3MlE

Enjoy folks. Preferably high up on the hills where there is not another person to be seen for miles. Quite what has brought this mood on I am not sure, but I think myself and my ipod (with much Vaughan Williams on it) should go for a walk up on the Heath.

Until later, when I hope to come back to Earth and post more about spanking exploits.

Shadow Lane 2010

2010-09-11T13:43:00.001+01:00

Hello folks! I am still resting up with a cold (woman flu - not nearly as serious as man-flu), but the brain needs some use, so here I am. As promised, a post about Shadow Lane 2010. It was to be a super British invasion once more with Lucy McLean and Paul Kennedy of Northern spanking, Amy Hunter, Stephen Lewis, Mr Black, Andi Switch, Nicole Switch and of course myself (there are others I cannot name here). here is a day by day account, from my perspective:

Wednesday: This was our arrival day. Despite jet-lag I was ready to go and we got to the hotel, ready to unpack super quick to get out in the sun. The rainy season in UK is known to last 365 days, so I could not wait to experience visual on a blue sky :-0 . Before you could say 110F I was in my shiny bikini and down the pool with others to soak up the rays:

What a poser!!!! As the sun dipped in the sky it was time for FOOOOOOD! Yes, on holiday I ignore any diets I am on and go for it. Going for it also includes ordering obscene cocktails, where an opening competition began: Who can find the silliest cocktail on the menu and order it? I did not win this!!! Silliness reigned supreme until finally tiredness set in. It was time for bed (which was not undisturbed - but I am certainly not complaining to my union ;-) )

Thursday: Yes, I began the day in my default pose: On a sun-lounger soaking up the sun. However, my bottom had already tasted six strokes of the cane that morning and many more with a belt made of stirrup leather. I had been in Vegas less than 24 hours and already I was not sitting comfortably! A lazy day by the pool ended with meeting up with Paul and Co. for a trip down the strip to Margaritaville. Yes, you have guessed it, more competitions on who can order the silliest cocktail. I won this time with an electric blue number, but sadly no sparkler or paper umbrella. There was a very sexy show at the bar with a woman (semi-naked, it's the rules!) doing a dance in water, finishing on what looked like a giant fish hook. Naturally I had to expand my cultural experiences by watching this from beginning to end ;-)

Friday: A busy day today. I had the privilege of filming with a new American company Strictly Spanking Videos, headed up by Coach Mike Tanner and Jules. This was a great video, if very tough both physically and mentally. They ask you to give them something true to life that you think needs dealing with, so I obliged and sent them my own error that needed correcting. I am not quite sure how he did it but within minutes of the punishment beginning I was struggling to hold it together emotionally (I did, I AM British after all!), and this was not simply a result of the spanking but what he said to me during the punishment. The family strap he used at the end really did break me so when he sent me to the corner I was almost in tears. I broke when I was told to face him and explain myself once more. The tears flowed and there was nothing I could do to stop them. Like the other rare occasions this has happened, I found this terribly cathartic. They were great to film with and made me feel so very comfortable. I loved it so thank you guys!

After the shoot I needed to rest up and meet up with a friend. Josie Harrison-Marks had arrived at the hotel for the Vendors Fayre held later and had text me asking if I fancied a drink. Well, who am I to refuse?! We had some good times and I quickly felt tipsy. I blame the spanking before. I AM responsible. Before long it was time to prepare for the vendor fayre and I was to show Lucy, Amy, Nicole and Josie the dance I had prepared to go with the music track composed by Amy Hunter for Northern Spankings Spankumentary film HOT FUZZ. I had been asked by Lucy for loads of ass shaking and jiggling, so Swan Lake this was not! Oh the bitter humiliation!!!! BUT it did not end there. The fayre awaited and we were all FAR too sober to perform my dance in front of 300 people who know us well. Not much we can do about it. Andi Switch escorts us through the casino and into the ballroom. Before the Earth could swallow us up the music began. I was so embarrassed I just went for it: My old career taught me to never show embarrassment on the face when performing. RELIEF though when it was over as everyone who watched loved it. Here is a picture I have seen on Zille Defeu's blog (who was wearing a beautiful Bettie Page dress that night: I had bad thoughts whenever I looked at her ;-)):

Later, the ballroom descended into spanking and I am never one to feel left out so Amy and I got down to it. This picture is also courtesy of Zille, so please go look at her musings of the Shadow Lane event:

It looks like we are having FAR too much fun!!!! Ok folks, the rest is for another day. I shall finish off my musings tomorrow on Shadow Lane. A thank you to Eve and Tony for organizing this fabulous event year on year.

Away and Back

2010-09-10T16:53:00.000+01:00

Hello folks. I am sorry for the lack of post, I have been away at the Shadow Lane party with the Northern Spanking crew. I got back earlier this week horrifically tired and jet-lagged, and now have a cold. I will post something on Vegas when I am better, I promise. Including a pic of me posing by the pool!

If you are waiting for e-mail from me about sessions I have answered them today and will be back in action next week. I am sorry again for the delay folks. xxx

Aspects of scenes that have become triggers once more

2010-08-30T14:23:00.001+01:00

Hello folks. As I am sure you may be aware if you are a member of the scene who is as greedy as me and indulges in much play, some aspects of a scene can become a bit every day. Luckily, this effect has not been permanent. The aspects in scene life I am talking of are as follows:

1. Corner Time: Not so long ago it seemed that everyone wanted me in the corner. because of this it became a "lesser" punishment in my eyes, particularly psychologically. This is because I had been sent there too much! Well, lately that has changed and for the first time in months I was sent to the corner the other day with my skirt tucked in and my knickers down. For the first time in ages I was embarrassed at being in such a position in front of the person who had punished me while he enjoyed a glass of wine. He was amused by how my cheeks had gone red (in my face that is!) with the humiliation of the act. I am pleased this feeling has returned for me!

2. Key phrases: When I first came on the scene, key phrases would make my stomach turn over. One of these in particular was "You're going to get such a hard spanking you won't sit down for a week young lady". Sadly, this phrase was over-used in scenes with me and again its charm was lost. However, someone said it to me recently. A friend, not someone I "fancy", but someone I enjoy CP play with in private. Anyway, when he said it to me, not only did I truly believe it (he spanks VERY hard), but I once more experienced that joyous stomach-flipping moment I used to love experiencing so much in the past.

3. School uniform: I love uniforms. This includes school uniforms. However, the CP scene can use this scene a bit too much, maybe to the point where school scenes end up repeating themselves, however inventive a Dominant is. Consequently I began to find school scenes less interesting than others. This all changed recently when I was playing a scene with someone. Oddly enough, the scene had not begun with me in school uniform, but I was clearly acting up enough to be issued with an unusual threat. If my behaviour was to continue down the route I had chosen (very immature!) then I was to be put in school uniform and punished severely. This of course happened and I found it really exciting. And it was different. It was a scene that also re-ignited my love of school scenes. So well done that man. You know who you are!!!

So. Does anyone else have this happen to them. Do aspects of a scene become over-used for you? Have any of these become re-ignited as exciting like my experiences?

Hot Fuzz exclusive release at Shadow Lane!!!

2010-08-27T16:39:00.002+01:00

Hello folks. I Have some really exciting news for you (no I have not decided to streak down the Strip in Vegas on the Saturday night!) HOT FUZZ the Spankumentary (not sure that the OED has accepted that as a word yet, but clearly they are behind the times) has been released by Northern Spanking. Find out more about the band in this special preview only released today by Lucy McLean and Paul Kennedy:

Oh and that is not all folks. No indeed. Hot Fuzz also have their own Number One single written and performed by lead singer Amy Hunter. Meet the band at Shadow Lane Friday if you can, but if you can't here is the single for you:

The lady is a genius, not just in voice but in hilarious lyrics! The single will hopefully have a dance routine that we will perform at the party, so I must disappear now folks and get going with some "serious" (HA!) choreography! Enjoy and God bless Northern for being probably the most inventive spanking website in the world....

Blushes style film on Northern Spanking

2010-08-23T11:42:00.002+01:00

Hello folks. Northern Spanking have a real treat for you on their site at the moment and it is a wonderful schoolgirl film, in the style of the famous Blushes magazines of times gone by. Here is the story:

Clover and Nimue have been caught skipping school and Clover is forced to tell her friend that she gets spanked when she is naughty. Nimue is sent home, and Clover is sent to her room to await being dealt with. Nimue lives next door to Clover, and can't resist listening through the wall as Clover receives her punishment...

The sound of clover being spanked excites Nimue and she finds herself unable to pull herself away from the bedroom wall...

But Clover's punishment continues, on her bare bottom now...

DO go and see it. It is probably the best schoolgirl film I have seen in a long time! Only at Northern Spanking

The Return of Miss Brown to film!

2010-08-13T17:53:00.003+01:00

Hello folks. Exciting news! The scary, yet rather sexy Miss Brown is back to film, this time making her own! The first one is called Detention and is set in a Victorian schoolhouse. Emily (the lovely Amy Hunter) and Lucinda (Leia-Ann Woods) Have landed themselves in detention. For Lucinda this is her 3rd detention of the term, a fact that does not impress Miss Brown one bit. Luckily for the girls, Miss Brown has elected her assistant Miss Chater to take the detention. Miss Chater is a soft touch and the girls take advantage of this, teasing her mercilessly. However, the noise escalates to a point that it brings Miss Brown to see what all the commotion is about. Miss Chater is dismissed and the two girls are left to face the wrath of Miss Brown who wastes no time in reprimanding Lucinda and Emily, and telling them that they will be punished for their atrocious behaviour.

Website address for this site is

www.strictlymissbrown.com

Lucinda and Emily are soundly spanked on their bare bottoms, feel the force of Miss Brown's strap and finally each given a dozen hard strokes of the cane as only the left handed Miss Brown can deliver - accurate and painful. All this punishment is interspersed with Miss Brown's intimidating voice adding to Lucinda's and Emily's sufferings.

Now I LOVED making this film! I have to say that I struggle to find school scenarios the most inspiring of scenes as they have at times been over-played. However, Miss Brown with her manner and her HARD corporal punishment really got me going. Do go along and take a look...

Judicial caning film at Northern Spanking

2010-08-12T08:49:00.003+01:00

Hello folks! this film is probably THE hottest one I have ever made. And it is now released at Northern Spanking. It is a story based on true events (obviously I don't mean with me being an ACTUAL drugs mule).

We are both on holiday in Kuala Lumpur and are caught smuggling drugs. Both of us are in deep trouble. We have been arrested and whisked away to this cold, dark place for a punishment that we will be sure to remember.

I am caned first. With no warm up, the strokes feel 10 times more painful, and only get harder and harder. This prison guard clearly enjoys his work.

My friend Andi was next. She had just the same treatment as me, and would not sit comfortably for some time either...

...For Andi it was all over. But not for me. I was due a further punishment of a caning on my feet. Not only would I not sit comfortably but I would remember this punishment with every step I took for some time to come. I have not received harder can strokes on my feet and cried.

These were true tears and probably the first time I had 'let go' or released my emotions so readily on film. As someone who finds some emotions difficult to show, this is a special film. DO go to Northern Spanking to see it. I could not recommend a film more....

The Debt collector

2010-08-11T22:17:00.003+01:00

YES. It is me. I shall be collecting debts from the good Ludwig together with his lovely partner Kaelah. I shall be doing this next week and you WILL see the ferocity of my stroke with the cane now I am training in the pool 3 times a week. Though more to the point the poor man will feel it.....what a terrible shame!

Please go to Ludwig's Blog to read more and comment. I am keeping a deathly silence. This should worry you all. I am most dangerous when silent and deep in thought. BEWARE...

Absence

2010-08-09T10:19:00.001+01:00

Hello folks. I apologize for my absence, I have been very busy with the vanilla aspects of my life, both chemistry and of course my home improvements, namely my kitchen, which barring the decoration, is just about finished!

Because of the kitchen I have found new fetishes. My friend Lucy first introduced my to my first one a few years back when she was having her own renovations done. It is tiles. In this case wall tiles. How they feel is just as important as how they look and I have spent many an hour in tiling suppliers touching up different boxes of tiles with varying degrees of pleasure. Thank you Miss McLean for so much unlikely kinky pleasure! I went for New York Subway-style tiles, which are of course a fetish of their own...

My second is shiny kitchen surfaces. keeping my kitchen surfaces shiny means that when I am bent over for punishments not only will I be able to see my reflection and me his, but the surface will feel cool on my skin and nipples should I be naked, or topless for such a task. I must make sure I have plenty of kitchen utensils that may double as implements of punishment :-)

I must get going on my first kitchen scenes as soon as possible...

A week of punishments

2010-07-31T22:25:00.001+01:00

Yes, in between having my kitchen done (YAY! - but I oh so want my flat back now boys so please be finished tomorrow *crosses fingers*), I have still managed to find the time to earn myself some punishments. Two in fact.

My first was while out with the Headmaster of the Rose and Cheek events. Not only does he have a horrible habit of having a poor delicate flower such as myself stand up with her hands on her head in a public place (in this case a restaurant), which is really rather embarrassing, but he gives THE most painful prolonged spankings I have ever experienced, bar just one man (and we all know who that is!). The crease of my bottom is still very sore. I am sure I did not deserve such an awful punishment, especially as i had a cold.

The other was today and involved more public humiliation. This time I was to receive a cold caning, followed by more corner time, this time in the Janus shop, and then another hard spanking before being taken for a drink to be insulted (that bit should not have happened but hey!). For all you women out there beware the rock and roll men who take you out on the town; you may end up being taken over their knee. Most of all, however, beware the comedy moustache, and those sporting one. Not to be trusted, certainly not with a big stick.

Rose and Cheek spanking events

2010-07-23T09:13:00.002+01:00

Hello folks. Now, for many reasons I had decided to quit parties, and if I am honest one of the reasons was that I find them a bit formulaic, especially the 'round robin' spanking section, which began to make me feel like a piece of meat. I know these remarks may spark off differing opinions, but these are mine.

There is, however a new party on the block and they are called the Rose and Cheek. Not only do they run the event with an air of class (there is champagne and fruit to welcome the gentlemen), but it has an original format as well. Rather than there being 3 'round robins' with the spanking, implements and finally the cane, each gentleman is handed a bunch of roses and has a list of girls he is to see for the afternoon (rather like the dance card method of Ye Olde Days). When the gentleman wishes to punish the lady on his card he presents her with a rose and a mini 1-2-1 session begins, which lasts about 12-15 mins. I LOVE this idea. It is a breath of fresh air in style and the atmosphere was great, being was less overpowering than it can be at some of the other events. I do hope you go to check these folk out, they are doing a great job of bringing something new to the scene. Click on the picture below for their website:

I hope you enjoy their site as much as I did folks...

Portrayal in the media

2010-07-21T09:22:00.001+01:00

Hello folks. I saw an old Wire in the Blood last night (Robson Green), which is usually a good story and written with originality and thought. However, the episode I watched last night fell into some of the traps the media fall into all too often. They gave the impression that people who look at pornography are likely to commit violent crime and then of course the crimes themselves were committed featuring BDSM and a version of the Slaves of Gor. Now I am not a fan of Gorean slavery (having done it and found it bordering on abusive), but I am a fan of BDSM, and the story made it look evil personified. The tone taken by the police when they interviewed ANYONE with a pornography collection was one of disgust, and the character played by Robson Green took just as closed a view when he began his online research of the BDSM community.

Violent crime is not just associated to porn. It has been associated to most things in human life, including alcohol, cigarettes, drugs an of course the most popular of all; Money. Also, the proportion of people who watch porn and then go on to commit violent crime against women or men (particularly serial crime) is very low indeed. Finally, there is still no conclusive link to the viewing of 'specialist' material and violent sex crime. Porn and BDSM have their bad sides, just like most things created by the human mind, but neither deserves to be treated quite so poorly by the media.

In the case of BDSM, I wonder if the secrecy of our scene does not help. People are frightened of what they don't know. For instance, the Freemasons can get bad press, despite their charity work, because they are a secret society shrouded in a degree of mystery. Maybe it is a vicious circle. The media vilify us so we go underground, giving off this air of secrecy, so we are further vilified. I am not sure; tis just thought. Please do leave me yours if you have one...

A spanking position I NEED to try!

2010-07-18T22:47:00.001+01:00

I just love the position in the illustration below:

The victim is really quite prone and would be in full view if there was an audience. Not only that, she is unable to wriggle free as her legs are pinned down by her punisher. This naughty lass is in for a very red bottom indeed! I simply must try this position myself. I cannot believe i have achieved such high standards or naughtiness and not managed to find myself in such a helpless position, poised for punishment...

Birched, birched again and then caned...

2010-07-14T12:16:00.002+01:00

...Yes folks it is time once more to put myself to the test, this time testing both my physical and mental limits and attempting to push them. I was summoned to court yesterday to appear before the Judge, who, despite my desperate attempt to plead my case, ignored my evidence and handed down a guilty sentence. I was sentenced to two sets of 30seconds with a spray birch and 20 strokes with the cane. Now getting through the spray birching alone is no mean feat. It is 30 seconds of pure hell while the birch is administered with as much velocity as possible. After a brief break this is repeated and by this time I was screaming, crying and definitely could take no more...

The next phase was 20 strokes with the Manx birch, which looks more intimidating but in fact was a welcome relief, one I began to distinctly enjoy after a stroke or two. Grasps of pleasure/pain were coming from deep within me and I felt almost disappointed when this phase of the punishment was over.

I was released from the punishment bench and despite feeling wobbly, I was far too proud to ask for help and was certainly in no mood to receive it.

Then it was the turn of my fellow victim. I struggle to watch other women in real distress and so I had to keep turning away. The Judge, however, was cruel and forced me to watch her go through what had just happened to me. And she did so bravely. She was quieter that I was but it was clear the punishment was getting to her. Well done you, girl!

I thought it was all over, but I was wrong. For a failing in my conduct the Judge decided I was to receive 12 very hard strokes on my already punished bottom. I received them all in silence and without moving as was the order. Finally it was over and all I had to go through now was a lovely lunch with plenty of food, wine and endorphins!

Thank you so much Mistress Switch for organising yet another senstional event that I was proud to be part of. You really are an asset to the scene as well as being a great friend.

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club...

2010-07-07T16:36:00.001+01:00

Well, after a break to recover from times feeling not so well I was due to do my toughest scenario yet. A 24 hour interrogation. Now, given how tough the last few weeks had been this scene could have pushed me one of two ways; either over the edge, or it could pull me back from the precipice by which I was standing. I threw the dice and it turned out I was correct. This scene not only helped clear out all the demons gathered over the last few years but it allowed me to show emotions I find difficult to express. For this reason it was a very cathartic process, if a little stressful at times.

I was not alone as a hostage, but once we were processed we might as well have been as a result of the deprivation of the senses, which is a most common technique. This bothered my cohort, but I actually found it rather peaceful. I am a dreamer and live in my head so can spend hours in a semi-meditative state going through just about anything I have experienced in the past.

What I found difficult were the 'punishments' I was subjected to. They were all carefully researched and tailored to each hostage and her particular weaknesses and fears. Mine were known by my captors and by the time I was 2 hours in my fate sealed. All these punishments tested our mentality, testing our mental strength and our resolve. At one point our captors hit me with my greatest weakness and I did panic, I did shake (a sign of going into mild shock, it was not a cold night!), but I pulled myself back. I refused to let it break me. I was still refusing to let them break me. Other mental punishments continued and still there was not breaking, though I was much weaker nearing the end, as my resolve was wavering. The resolve finally failed with a dose with a watering can and a hood. I broke. There was no way they would finish if we did not break. That was the idea. And I think after recent times that was exactly what I needed to do to recover from the last few weeks. I needed to go to hell and back and find out how strong my mental resolve is. It seems it is much stronger than I thought possible, and given what bugs me this is probably the best piece of news I have received this year.

So much time and effort went into this scene so I would like to thank Mistress Switch and Team Evil for putting in so much time and effort into the scene, and hanging out the next day with me. It was one of the best weekends of my life!

Hello and admin

2010-07-04T17:27:00.001+01:00

Hello folks.

First of all I would like to apologize for my party and hibernation of late, I have been unwell. I am better now. Thank you to everyone for patience at this time and thank you to all those people who send me such lovely e-mails and text messages.

Second, I would like to let you all know that due to the nature of s couple of followers I had I had to pull my public twitter account and now have one for friends only. SO if you KNOW me you can still find me on there under a new handle, which if you know my name should be obvious. If I know you personally then I will add you. Thank you again for your patience.

Third, I AM back on form so do feel free to say hello when you are ready folks and I will be back on here posting regularly as of Wednesday. I am assisting in a shoot with Northern Spanking tomorrow and Tuesday, yay! That is all for now folks, but I WILL be back! Here are some pics I found by the artist Waldo whom I was recently introduced to by a good friend of mine...

It seems I have a thing for humiliation at the moment...

An ask...

2010-06-20T22:37:00.002+01:00

In the last few weeks I have had several comments about my figure and look. I am also aware of other ladies getting such comments at certain scene events. Please guys it is not easy for us girls to do what we do and comments like these on a day when one's confidence is low can really get to you. Commenting on how a Lady looks is dangerous so please, if you cannot say anything generous or pleasant please don't say it at all.

I am going to have a change of look and a pamper in a couple of weeks. BUT this is because I WANT to. I am not doing it in an attempt to please others. We all know that would never work...

New piccies on my website!

2010-06-13T19:48:00.001+01:00

Yes, despite you all probably being bored with the sight of me, I have put new pictures on my website,

www.leiasfantasies.co.uk

I have put riding pictures such as the couple below on both the subbie and Domme side of my site. I do hope you like them and do feel free to let me know (constructively) what you think!

Enjoy folks...

In a Pillory....

2010-06-12T19:23:00.002+01:00

I saw this picture and felt compelled to post it. It has such a story to tell...

My love of scenes where submission involving public humiliation mean my stomach skipped at this picture. The poor girl, who has obviously broken the Law or displeased her Master is placed in this most humiliating position on a raised platform for the amusement and ridicule of the public. She is of course lucky to be dressed, however given her audience must look up to view her properly they are treated to a good look up her skirts, which is of course even more shameful. She has no way out, as she is padlocked in and no hope of being left alone by the the crowd. We can but hope she is not to be further shamed by a public flogging, or worse...

Learn Chemistry under STRICT discipline with Dr Woods at Whipstock Grange..

2010-06-09T09:53:00.007+01:00

Whipstock Grange is an adults only school role-play corporal punishment club. We exist for all who love to dress as a schoolboy, schoolgirl or cross-dress, and live your fantasy in an authentic classroom in the presence of a strict schoolmistress. Naturally the wearing of school uniform is a must, if you don't have one you can hire or purchase from us, you can leave your uniform at school if you wish.

At Whipstock Grange good old fashioned punishments are administered to all pupils who misbehave, perform badly during lessons or displease the schoolmistress in any way! Pupils here also have the option of receiving punishment from the Headmaster as well as their teacher. Punishments include spanking, slipper, leather strap and the school cane, you may also receive light smacks on the top of your thighs. The schoolmistress will carry out punishments in front of the class, punishments by the Headmaster are administered in private in his study.

You can arrive from 9am allowing time to change into uniform, you will be expected to be seated at your desk by 9.45 for registration. Any pupil late will be given 6 strokes of the slipper and given a 'D' mark (detention). Detention punishments are given on your bare bottom at the end of school in private, 1 x 'D' mark means 12 strokes of the slipper, 2 x 'D' marks results in 12 strokes of the strap, if you collect three or more 'D' marks you will be caned. Detention canings are severe and you may expect a minimum of 12 strokes, if you can't take a hard caning then make sure not to collect more than 2 'D' marks as there is no turning back..

Playtime is at 11.15 for a 15min break then back to lessons until dinner time at 1pm. All pupils and teacher will be seated at the table for a 3 course meal and liquid refreshment. Afternoon class commences at 2pm, school ends at 4.30 those not on detention (if any ha!) may get changed for home or stay for a drink or two. Those on detention will remain at their desks to write lines, punishments commence at 4.45 you will all be sent to wait outside and summoned one at a time to return to the classroom to receive your thrashing! You may of course join the rest of us after for some much need refreshment.

The atmosphere at Whipstock Grange is strict but fairly light hearted. Your school mistress has a sense of humour and is tolerant of naughty behaviour up to a point, but she will not accept disobedience and enjoys putting naughty boys and girls over her lap, pants down for a good sound spanking! So if this is your fantasy then live it by joining us, it's a great escape from the world outside...

The next school day is on Friday 25th June, where you will be learning Chemistry with Dr Woods, a Chemistry PhD who takes no nonsense or misbehaviour. Do not take me for a soft touch!

If you would like to attend do go to www.spankingschooldays.co.uk, where you may mail the Secretary at: whipstockgrange@live.co.uk

Or you can contact Spanking Schooldays by telephone on 07958 386888

Comedy interview

2010-06-07T20:23:00.002+01:00

Hello folks. I am pleased to say I was interviewed by the good gent at the Cherry Red Report. Do give it a read as these are THE most original questions I have ever been asked. You will find out things about me you never knew. I am not sure I even knew some of the answers myself until I had finished it! Here is the link:

www.cherryredreport.com

Enjoy folks!