A most horrid Birching!

Hello folks. I have just had a most interesting experience of a different type of birch. I have experienced the Manx birch, which was painful but nothing compared to this! This birch was a spray birch. It looked innoccuous enough but is nothing of the sort. I could not take the full sentence and begged for it to stop, which it did. It was however, a fantastic release. I have never felt so great. Do try this at home folks!!