I hope to feature this regularly. This is a thought (or fantasy to be honest) that kept floating through my (rather twisted and perverted) mind while I was completing my task list for the day:
The Man of the house has returned home to find me relaxing on the sofa (probably with New Scientist knowing me!). The house is clean, dinner is cooked, but I have not done the ironing. Major error. Not pleased with my idle behaviour he fetches the ironing board and iron, finds a length of chain and locks me down to the ironing board. My bottom is bared and he removes his belt, before taking it to me until I apologize and promise to complete the task as quickly as possible. He leaves my bottom on display and sits with me supervising my work, ready to apply the belt further if it does not meet his exacting standards. Nervous, I iron as deftly as i can, not wanting speed to lower the quality of my work. When I am finished he bends me over the ironing board, orders me to "present it". I obey....
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Woman impaled on ironing board (installation) Art Rotterdam 2010
