Hello folks. It is random post time. I was thinking recently about chemistry (you would expect this I guess!) and how a submissive like myself could be described with the chemical hazard signs we all know if we have ever had to go through COSHH. Here it is!
Yep, I am an irritant. I should be a professor of irritating. Just ask those that deal with me/own me and are masochistic enough to try and get me to be obedient and keep my mouth shut for all of 5 minutes!!!!
The above might not be so clear, but it means environmental hazard. How can that be you say? Ah but I am if very naughty and forced to go and pick my own birches for punishment. We MUST save the trees ladies and gentlemen!
The above represents explosive. No not me but I may cause the dominant
sadist masochist dealing with my terrible behaviour to explode with rage/impatience/utter despair before I have even begun to learn my lesson. Oh well...
This one is corrosive. I am. I am the type of submissive that is able to corrode the will of my dominant with the use of the art of distraction...I have been advised not to attempt this method to evade punishment any more, but as we have seen obedience is not my strong point!
Obviously my bad behaviour does result in my bottom being aflame, as the above symbol represents. My bottom easily catches fire as a result of cheek and 'witty' comments at the wrong moment. Oops...
Naturally I am harmful. VERY harmful! I am so to any dom's mental health and to my physical health. The sad thing is I never seem to learn my lesson. Maybe it is time to turn over a new leaf! Well, we can all dream...can't we?
So that is it folks! Hope you found this as amusing as I did writing it!