"No good deed goes unpunished". Most "good" deeds come with an agenda from the person doing said good deed. We are afterall human and the selfish gene reigns supreme. Mostly.
"Love conquers all". So why are we still at war then? It never has never will. Not from where I stand anyway...
"when one door shuts another door opens". Right. Well in my life (and probably yours too) I find that when one door shuts another one falls off it's hinges.
When I have been in a pub waiting for a friend someone (unfortunately generally a guy who has not really thought that just saying hello will get a much nicer and more pleasant response) walks up to me saying "What is a pretty young woman doing sitting drinking all by herself?". My last response (in pure frustration, both at the guy and the friend who was yet again late leaving me in this position) was "I have been waiting for someone like you to ask me that damned stupid question". I know how rude of me. I guess I should be punished....!
And finally, the most irritating of all "At least you've got your health". Right. Of course. I forgot about that!!!
Sorry, been a dodgy week so I am not feeling like a little ray of sunshine today....but I am sure that will change....soon