People described the 1983 Labour Party manifesto as the "longest suicide note in history". Now we have seen the shortest. Doom beyond description awaits you, young lady...
Simon - given the post by John I am already crying!
John - May I say I was egged on by other members of our motley crowd? I don't suppose that helps...Doom beyond description? That sounds too much to bear!
"An infinite number of strokes from an American-style paddle" - Leia, these artistic types just don't understand numbers do they? John,that would take infinity to complete... and I keep trying to tell you that you're not exactly getting any younger! xx
Katie - No these artistic types do not get numbers at all it seems!!!
John - hmm not sure you would last to infinity, though if you are talking of a level in (Dante's) hell just for infinite wooden paddling then I am with you.
Katie - please feel free to come and enjoy my doom with me. I have plenty to share!!!
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Oh indeed. I may put a permanent pic of one on my side bar, just for posterity!! xx
I just laughed so loudly that I think the neighbours peed themselves on my behalf.
Heh. Don't mind blogspot pissing about, I'm sure it'll let me successfully post a comment at some point...
Yes, I think you should maybe have it made into a t shirt...
oooooooooh a T-shirt.....I think I should do that....tee hee!
Anyone would think you're loving it!
Simon - Oh but I am!!!
It will end in tears!
People described the 1983 Labour Party manifesto as the "longest suicide note in history". Now we have seen the shortest. Doom beyond description awaits you, young lady...
Simon - given the post by John I am already crying!
John - May I say I was egged on by other members of our motley crowd? I don't suppose that helps...Doom beyond description? That sounds too much to bear!
Here's the musical soundtrack for "Doom beyond description"...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVjDP0vlem4&feature=related
"John - May I say I was egged on by other members of our motley crowd?"
Sounds like someone desperately trying to shunt the blame! Don't worry Leia, I'm sure "doom beyond description" won't be that bad...
"John - May I say I was egged on by other members of our motley crowd? I don't suppose that helps..."
Has blaming misbehavior on peer pressure ever worked for anyone? The punishment is the good influence to combat the bad.
John - I see your point. That piece does say it all. Still could be worse. Could be the Adagio for Strings...
Katie - indeed. Yes I am that transparent! I think it will be a bit like Carl Orff. Well Cantata Carmin Burana anyway ;-) xx
So many comments over McD ice cream....it brings out so much emotion *wipes a tear away*
*sits back and awaits the results of Doom Beyond Description*
Someone pass me an ice-cream please...
@HelloMissHunter - and would you like fries with that?
I'm looking forward to hearing about 'doom beyond description'
Amy - Would you like a flake?! Sprinkles? Hundreds and thousands?! xxx
Hundreds and thousands... now there are some interesting numbers ;-)
Just one cornetto for me, ta.
John - Not really. not when you can have infinity and imaginary ones!!
Amy - done....
I wouldn't have thought an infinite number was something you'd be wanting to contemplate at the moment, Leia... ;-)
John - I just thought we were contemplating numbers. As mathematical philosophers. What were you contemplating?!
An infinite number of strokes from an American-style paddle... Now that would be a step in the direction of "doom beyond description"... ;-)
"An infinite number of strokes from an American-style paddle" - Leia, these artistic types just don't understand numbers do they? John,that would take infinity to complete... and I keep trying to tell you that you're not exactly getting any younger! xx
katie - punishment continuing throughout eternity - there's a workable definition of hell! Good of you to volunteer to share Leia's doom ;-)
Katie - No these artistic types do not get numbers at all it seems!!!
John - hmm not sure you would last to infinity, though if you are talking of a level in (Dante's) hell just for infinite wooden paddling then I am with you.
Katie - please feel free to come and enjoy my doom with me. I have plenty to share!!!
Sounds like Katie and Leia are 'doomed.'
Even a small number of strokes of a wooden paddle is doom to my mind - a large number really is 'doom beyond imagination'
You will need a large vat of ice cream to sit in afterwards!
Simon - I concur. Wood is bad and a Lady should not be hit with it. I must put in a protest to the leader of the submissive union!!!
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