The Debt collector

YES.  It is me.  I shall be collecting debts from the good Ludwig together with his lovely partner Kaelah.  I shall be doing this next week and you WILL see the ferocity of my stroke with the cane now I am training in the pool 3 times a week.  Though more to the point the poor man will feel it.....what a terrible shame!

Please go to Ludwig's Blog to read more and comment.  I am keeping a deathly silence.  This should worry you all.  I am most dangerous when silent and deep in thought.  BEWARE...

An unusual week, even by my standards!

Well it has been an unusual time one has had over the last few days. I was originally planning a quiet week. Yeah, ok!!

On the real good news I now have bathroom of infinite joy, though at the end of the work I realised I had left out all my equipment presented beautifully for the plumber to see. I believe I either enjoy public and bitter humiliation or I have got to the point where I don't care about being kinky and people can like it or lump it! Not sure which, but the plumber was certainly amused and thinks I am the most random client he has ever had. Not sure whether that is a compliment or not really!!

In other news I put myself (unecessarily) through ultimate bitter humiliation this week by singing. I will explain more if and when I can. Just be assured that nothing I have done in the scene has scared me so much (and that includes my waterboarding experience)!!

Also, after an impromptu experiment I can now verify that CP is more painful first thing in the morning. I have now suffered it four times and it just hurt. A lot. Ouch!!!

Finally, I had the most delightful opportunity to finally meet Ludwig and his partner for a wonderful dinner on wednesday. I had a lovely time and much laughter was had by all. I was so glad to finally meet the man with a most inventive blog. If you have not checked his blog out yet, please do as it is really worth a visit.

Events going on Cyber Scene world

Ok folks I have two pieces of news for you (both of which you may have already heard but hey, you never know!)

First is something quite interest. Would you like a month's free membership to a website? well Ludwig has a competition going on which will give the winner a free month on Bars and Stripes, which is set in a prison. I used to be centrally involved with this site, but for a couple of reasons I had to leave, however I am sure they are still doing good work over there, so if you are interested in Ludwig's competition and a month's free spanking site membership then visit the following link http://rohrstockpalast.blogspot.com/2009/07/k-day-is-coming.html.

Second of all, another of our girls has opened a blog of her own, the one and only Aleesha Foxx. A good friend of mine and a stunning looking lady who really loves the spanking life, this blog is really one to visit so please take a look at her blog and leave her some comments at Aleesha Foxx

Ok, to use a famous quote in the cartoon world, "That's all folks!!"

Seven Deadly sins

Ludwig kindly sent me these questions that have been wafting in my mail box since yesterday....so here are the answers....it is all about the seven deadly sins (of which I have committed most)

*ANGER1
1. With whom did you last get angry?
A Girl in a bar when I was 21. She obviously did not like my face and wanted to re-arrange it.
*2. What is your weapon of choice?
None to be honest, but I guess I love the look of well made knives. Very shiny and pretty.
*3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Yes if there was cause.
*4. How about the same sex?
Yes if there was cause
*5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
My supervisor.
*6. What is your pet peeve?
Rude people.
*7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
No I don’t they only eat at you in the end, not the person you are holding one against.

*SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Practise my caning technique (I have not even started this yet!)
*2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
3:30pm in the afternoon (though I had been out until 6am, so that is a bit unusual!)
*3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Too many to think of, I keep close friends but acquaintances I have little time for
*4. What is the last lame excuse that you made?
I have to dye my hair (as bad as washing the hair, but at least I was slightly more inventive!)
*5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
*6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
yesterday
*7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
6 times (and I was wide awake!)

*GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Dom, Bolly, Cristal
*2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
Dark meat
*3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
If I knew that, it would not be enough to count for this question. However I do not drink much any more
*4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No
*5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Only when it refuses to stay on me (I get ill regularly with my stomach)
*6. Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
None of the above really…savoury, but not too salty
*7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "lunch"?
NO!

*LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies / family)?
Not sure….many!
*2. How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians / family)?
Too many I think!
*3. What is your favourite body part of a person of your gender of choice?
chest
*4. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Yep!
*5. Have you done it?
Sex? Not at all….
*6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Depends how you define the above…
*7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
No

*GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
One (how sad is that – and I don’t use it!)*2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Kurt Geiger
*3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
By a bigger place so I could have a shoe room like Lucy McLean!
*4. Would you rather be rich or famous?
Rich – famous means being papped all the time. Not a fan of the press!
*5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Maybe – for a year or two.
*6. Have you ever stolen anything?
No
*7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
Not that many…too lazy to download them!

*PRIDE
1. What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
Stuck with my PhD through thick and thin
*2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
Get any degree at all!
*3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
Peace. I know cliché, but if you knew me you would understand why.
*4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
No since that is still quite an achievement
*5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
No! Pointless!
*6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
No, again pointless
*7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
Got organised for my write up despite feeling really under the weather. Pathetic I know

*ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
Someone to share my life with.
*2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
What is this?!
*3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
I don’t know….but I know it would be no one famous.
*4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes
*5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Bigger breasts
*6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Confidence
*7. Finally, what is your favourite deadly sin?
LUST!!!