Shadow Lane 2010 part 2

Ok folks time for the second marathon post on my Vegas adventure.  Here goes:

Saturday:  Naturally my day began with a morning by the pool.  I may not see any more sunlight for 12 months so now is the time to absorb.  It is also a good place to hang out with fellow spanko's and chat about upcoming events and suite parties.  Having shot with Strictly Spanking the day before, I simply HAD to visit their suite party and have some fun, so I did.  I think I managed a record 10 minutes at the party before getting myself into trouble and earning a spanking from non other than Danny Crighton!  My bottom was still sore from spankings received on Friday so naturally I was wriggling out of his grasp within a few slaps.  But to no avail.  I had a good spanking from him and was once more unable to sit comfortably.  Oh the joy!  After the party it was time for more pool time with Paul, Lucy and the Ninja before having yet another cocktail competition with the Evil One.  He won this one (his was food and even had crushed biscuit in it - how could I match that?!), though I still have pride in my electric blue margarita!  The day had passed swiftly and it was already time to prepare for the ball.  I had my 50's polka dot dress already and the Evil One had a very sexy 3 piece suit to wear (insert naughty thoughts here).  We made a (less embarrassing) late entrance and had a good evening of socializing before retiring to Lucy and Paul's suite for a party.  Being the pervert I am for women I tried to sit myself as close to Zille as possible and where I could not manage this I cursed forgetting my glasses (!).  The Evil One had not touched my bottom all evening, which made me nervous.  Naturally this did not last forever and I was spanked with increasing ferocity until my bottom was no longer able to perform its original use:  sitting.  BUT it was not over yet.  I was ordered to fetch a cane and offer my bottom to Zille for the stick (at this point my stomach lurched - clearly He had noticed me eying up the Lady.  I am not known for subtlety!), however she sadly could not oblige as she felt she would not be good enough *Sob* - (though I could understand, it was in public and if I was new to Domming I would have demurred too, for the safety of the bottom), BUT Mr Defeu came to the rescue and caned me instead, and boy it hurt!  Clearly happy with my reactions to those strokes Mr Evil found a dragon and administered 8 strokes with that right in my crease before giving the final 4 to the man I did not know who owned the cane.  That really did show me who was in charge.  Nothing like being passed over to someone at command!!  Tiredness eventually took us, however and we fell in to bed not long after play was over.

Sunday:  Today was rest day and a day with Mr Evil.  We went along the strip and I was settled in the Tropicana pool while he went off.  I also went off.  To sleep.  I had clearly had not nearly enough even for me.  I fell asleep by a pool filled with people with music blaring out.  I am an insomniac.  Ah well.  The evening was spend getting tipsy and learning about roulette (I know.  Very valuable information!!), before a late dinner and happy times with friends.  I last night of kinky fun was had before sleep (yes I know, I am not skilled in this department.  I have been told sleeping with me is like being in bed with a rotisserie chicken!).

Monday:  The day we fly back.  I would have clung on to the doorframe of my hotel room, but I had an accident with my fingers and a door earlier in the year so doors still both scare and confound me (sometimes opening them seems beyond me, despite my education!), so I left peacefully.  

It was a fantastic trip where I hung out with UK friends, caught up with US friends and made new friends.  I so wish I could do it all again :-)    

Shadow Lane 2010

Hello folks!  I am still resting up with a cold (woman flu - not nearly as serious as man-flu), but the brain needs some use, so here I am.  As promised, a post about Shadow Lane 2010.  It was to be a super British invasion once more with Lucy McLean and Paul Kennedy of Northern spanking, Amy Hunter, Stephen Lewis,  Mr Black, Andi Switch, Nicole Switch and of course myself (there are others I cannot name here).  here is a day by day account, from my perspective:

Wednesday:  This was our arrival day.  Despite jet-lag I was ready to go and we got to the hotel, ready to unpack super quick to get out in the sun.  The rainy season in UK is known to last 365 days, so I could not wait to experience visual on a blue sky :-0 .  Before you could say 110F I was in my shiny bikini and down the pool with others  to soak up the rays:

What a poser!!!!  As the sun dipped in the sky it was time for FOOOOOOD!  Yes, on holiday I ignore any diets I am on and go for it.   Going for it also includes ordering obscene cocktails, where an opening competition began:  Who can find the silliest cocktail on the menu and order it?  I did not win this!!!  Silliness reigned supreme until finally tiredness set in.  It was time for bed (which was not undisturbed - but I am certainly not complaining to my union ;-)  )

Thursday:  Yes, I began the day in my default pose:  On a sun-lounger soaking up the sun.  However, my bottom had already tasted six strokes of the cane that morning and many more with a belt made of stirrup leather.  I had been in Vegas less than 24 hours and already I was not sitting comfortably!  A lazy day by the pool ended with meeting up with Paul and Co. for a trip down the strip to Margaritaville.  Yes, you have guessed it, more competitions on who can order the silliest cocktail.  I won this time with an electric blue number, but sadly no sparkler or paper umbrella.  There was a very sexy show at the bar with a woman (semi-naked, it's the rules!) doing a dance in water, finishing on what looked like a giant fish hook.  Naturally I had to expand my cultural experiences by watching this from beginning to end ;-)

Friday:  A busy day today.  I had the privilege of filming with a new American company Strictly Spanking Videos, headed up by Coach Mike Tanner and Jules.  This was a great video, if very tough both physically and mentally.  They ask you to give them something true to life that you think needs dealing with, so I obliged and sent them my own error that needed correcting.  I am not quite sure how he did it but within minutes of the punishment beginning I was struggling to hold it together emotionally (I did, I AM British after all!), and this was not simply a result of the spanking but what he said to me during the punishment.  The family strap he used at the end really did break me so when he sent me to the corner I was almost in tears.  I broke when I was told to face him and explain myself once more.  The tears flowed and there was nothing I could do to stop them.  Like the other rare occasions this has happened, I found this terribly cathartic.  They were great to film with and made me feel so very comfortable.  I loved it so thank you guys!

After the shoot I needed to rest up and meet up with a friend.  Josie Harrison-Marks had arrived at the hotel for the Vendors Fayre held later and had text me asking if I fancied a drink.  Well, who am I to refuse?!  We had some good times and I quickly felt tipsy.  I blame the spanking before.  I AM responsible.  Before long it was time to prepare for the vendor fayre and I was to show Lucy, Amy, Nicole and Josie the dance I had prepared to go with the music track composed by Amy Hunter for Northern Spankings Spankumentary film HOT FUZZ.  I had been asked by Lucy for loads of ass shaking and jiggling, so Swan Lake this was not!  Oh the bitter humiliation!!!!  BUT it did not end there.  The fayre awaited and we were all FAR too sober to perform my dance in front of 300 people who know us well.  Not much we can do about it.  Andi Switch escorts us through the casino and into the ballroom.  Before the Earth could swallow us up the music began.  I was so embarrassed I just went for it:  My old career taught me to never show embarrassment on the face when performing.  RELIEF though when it was over as everyone who watched loved it.  Here is a picture I have seen on Zille Defeu's blog  (who was wearing a beautiful Bettie Page dress that night:  I had bad thoughts whenever I looked at her ;-)):

Later, the ballroom descended into spanking and I am never one to feel left out so Amy and I got down to it.  This picture is also courtesy of Zille, so please go look at her musings of the Shadow Lane event:

It looks like we are having FAR too much fun!!!!  Ok folks, the rest is for another day.  I shall finish off my musings tomorrow on Shadow Lane.  A thank you to Eve and Tony for organizing this fabulous event year on year.

Scenes in films that shouldn't be HOT but definitely are: Part 1

Ok folks, I was talking to the good people of Shadow Lane last night on twitter and the talk took the direction of scenes if films that were hot, even though it felt wrong to have such emotions about these scenes.

My scene, the one I find the most hot at the moment is the scene from Changeling where Mrs Collins is sent to the psychiatric ward in LA, because the police need to silence her and silence her fast.  Once there she is stripped to her bare flesh and hosed down with cold water.  Before being given her institutional gown she is searched by the nurse conducting the induction, wearing a rubber glove.  The nurse is unforgiving, having Mrs Collins spread her legs wider for the search.  The look on Mrs Collins face say it all about the humiliation of such a scene...

Ok, this scene to me is very hot, probably because it is not unlike some of the prison scenes I love so much, but also I love the humiliation of it and the public humiliation.  SO, who else has a scene in a film that they find hot but think they should not?!  I have shared my guilt....go on, share yours!

Picture 2

Another pic for you folks courtesy of the good people at Shadow Lane....

Here I am being spanked by my good friend Andi Switch while my other good friend Jadie Reece watches.  For all you lovers of spankings over tight jeans...

Spanked by Keith Jones....

And here is a picture I have just received of Mistress Switch, Jadie Reece and myself posing with Keithe Jones after our shoot with Shadow Lane. Keith's Angels?!

Angel? I would need to look up a definition of one methinks.....Tee Hee!!

Shadow lane's London derrieres out now

Yes our exploits from Vegas are finally out....and below describes my favourite section of the film with the very gentlemanly but highly strict Keith Jones. The DVD/VHS costs only $29.95, so it is a real bargain!

Keith Jones joins the ladies from the UK in the role of disciplinarian when Leia Ann Woods, Jadi Reese and Andi start acting up and carrying on at the hotel where he has placed them as his guests. Naturally, he decides the only way to respond is to corporally punish them all, first by taking them over his knee, then by bending them over and smartening them all up with a cane!Irresistible in her extra short plaid skirt, pink panties and stunning pink ribbon-tie high-heeled pumps, Leia Ann Woods displays the lissome, leggy silhouette that made her an international fetish star. Keith takes the time to spank her heart-shaped bottom on her panties before peeling them down to bare her exquisitely firm and satiny cheeks. Keith then proceeds to match her backside to the color of those ultra pink panties with an old-fashioned, over the knee, hand spanking. After her panty-warming, Leia Ann Woods is hand-spanked nude by Keith for getting three sheets to the wind and dancing on tables in the casino of the hotel where he has placed the girls as his guests. Keith Jones straps a nude Leia Ann Woods for behavior unbecoming a lady while his guest at a local hotel. Jadie Reese and Andi observe. Lusciously voluptuous Jadie Reese is spanked in a green silk dress and pale-green full-seated panties by Keith Jones. Presently her full, shapely bottom is bared for a hard, hand spanking. Jadie Reese is strapped nude by Keith Jones for running up huge room service bills while his guest at a Vegas hotel. The English girl protests her innocence but the numbers don't lie so she must feel the doubled leather belt on her soft, vulnerable bare bottom. Sophisticated blonde UK cougar Andi is spanked on both her thonged and bare bottom by Keith Jones. Andi is just as culpable for the bad behavior of the group as the others and therefore she comes in for a nude strapping from Keith as well. Caned Chorus Line 3 wild English girls paint Vegas red and Vegas returns the compliment, British style, with a sound nude caning a piece from Keith Jones. London Derrierres delivers superb action, lively dialog, and a degree of unselfconscious abandon that only real spanking enthusiasts bring to the scene. Running time: 78 minutes.

enjoy folks...

boob twister...and all that Jazz

Hey folks, Lucy at Northern Spanking has put up a fantastic summary of the Vegas tyrip from her point of view, together with pictures of us having a riotous time. Most notable is the "game" Lucy, Amy and I invented (who else?!) called boob twister....in which grabbing as much breast as you can is basically it, but there are rules and Lucy explains it better, so do go along to Northern Spanking and see her summary with HILARIOUS and SEXY pics of Brits in Vegas, doing Vegas good!!!

Enjoy folks....

more on the Vegas trip...

I forgot to mention that Jadie and I had a really hot female helicopter pilot, who looked freaking gorgeous in the uniform and ray ban sunglasses. We were clearly drooling at the mouth and wanted to do things with her. God even her voice was sexy. I was desperate to be dominated by her in that uniform!! anyway, just thought I would add that folks, and this may happen for a while as I remember other amusing little details, lol!

NSI do Las Vegas

Well, we fitted in well, the bunch of us hanging out in the City of Sin, lol!!! No, really it was quite surreal for us to be out there as a group doing what we do so well....spanking and misbehaving!!

The first day (Wednesday) was quiet (for us), with us arriving, unpacking and then hitting a much needed bar after such a long flight. By 9pm their time, we had all collapsed and went off to sleep, particularly Jadie, Andi and I who all decided to have a pre-party, umm.....well PARTY, which basically involved drinking wine until 3am before a 7am departure from our hotel room. GREAT PLAN LADIES, and you are both getting a spanking for leading me astray....

Thursday involved Andi, Jadie and I filming with Shadow Lane, which was a real dream come true. They really are (almost) as much fun to film with as Northern Spanking!! We have filmed something with them which they say will be called London Derrieres, so do look out for it coming out in the future! I won't give away too much but we did have the pleasure of meeting and playing with the very legendary Keith Jones, a real dominant gentlemen and a great person to hang out with. I loved it and want to do more with them....I hope they will have me back in the future.

Friday was exceptional. My very very very lovely friend had organised for me and Jadie to go see the Grand Canyon by helicopter (I have a real fetish for them and would love to learn to fly one some day!) and I have to say we were speechless (I know it must be hard to imagine us together silent for 2, yes 2 WHOLE hours) not only was the scenery out of this world but the whole helicopter experience was amazing. I think I will never forget it, so thank you lovely lovely friend. After such excitement we started (once more) on the Margarita's, but managed to get ready for the main event, the vendor's fayre later that evening, where Northern Spanking not only offered a wide selection of their other films but also launched their latest film, the epic spanking with more action than you can shake a cane at "Wheatley Manor". This film is 2hours 51minutes of action with Amy Hunter, Niki Flynn, Amelia Jane Rutherford and myself plus Steven Lewis and Henry Higgins with direction by Lucy McLean. DO do do see it, either buy the DVD or join Northern Spanking when it is released as it really is something quite different with plenty of action and a good but not typical story to go with it.

Saturday we held a suite party (these are common side events in the hotel rather than the large style parties where everyone is in one room we have here in the UK). However, we did it with a difference holding a demo in school uniform involving cold caning and tawsing of the hands (yes mine- ouch!!), with Lucy McLean as headmistress and four of our gents dealing with us. My caner was rather hard and I ended up calling out aiiya (Japanese style) to those which landed in the crease of my bottom. Lucy picked up on this and stated I excelled in it, to which my schoolmaster asked me how many I had left, which luckily was one so I replied to his question in Japanese, causing much amusement to what was supposed to be a serious scenario, sorry folks, though I hear Amy was just as bad if not worse! The evening was the ball and was absolutely great. I loved it and had so much fun it all gets a bit hazy!!

Sunday was difficult at the start as Vegas was taking it's toll on me, but we got there and I went off to do another shoot with Clare Fonda, which was great fun as usual, playing both a spoilt girlfriend and a much more submissive lady of the night....hee hee!! The evening was a chance to get dressed up once more and three of us girlies, Amy, Lucy and I hit the town to see a show, Zumanity, which is Cirque du Soleil's erotic show for adults. And it was bloody marvellous....with bondage, a homo-erotic male tango in a cage and two beautiful women doing erotic acrobatics in a large water bowl - I wanted to join them (with no audience!!). After the show we hit the strip and the bars and it all became very silly very quickly (Amy and I ended up talking about geometry, notably trapeziums-don't ask!)

Sadly Monday was time to go, but there was still time for a quick party at the airport with a final Margarita (where Andi was so keen for another we could have missed our flight!) and Lucy and Paul got champagne in on the flight to celebrate the trip. We then passed out. and by looking at the pics of us outside Gatwick I had not really woken up through passport control...not sure how they recognised me really....I was so tired!!! It was a fantastic time....when can we do it again?!!

It is time to plan you summer holiday folks...

If like me you are not organised yet with what to do for you vacation then you might like to try something different. "As my Mother used to say, it is important to always try new things....". This year I recommend you all take a visit here....

However, I must warn you, this is not a place for the faint hearted and no one leaves unmarked, psychologically OR physically....Miss woods has already presuaded her friends to go but do you dare...? If you are at Shadow Lane, do go and see Northern Spanking at the Vendor's fair, because if you don't yopu may regret it...

Shadow Lane

What a fantastic time I had! I played so much it hurt to sit at the pool bar on the stools (yes I know you must feel REALLY sorry for me soaking up all that sun and play), got into the wood fetish the Americans have by not only playing with it, but BUYING it as well.

I was spanked no less than 3 times by Dallas (probably the main source of the pain, but it had to be done!), and managed to do a shoot for Claire Fonda, who was lovely enough to ask me to film with her while I was there. I have no pics I am afraid as I was without camera (disorganised packing at the root of that!), BUT there will be video evidence in the future of my time with Claire, who was so very lovely to me (until she had a paddle in her hand!!).

In between all the play and filming I managed a trip down the strip in a limo, got a horrendous hang-over on Dom Perignon (I am not a fan of too much drink nowadays, but who says no to Dom?!), and saw Circue de Soleil. A fab trip that was much needed....if not restful!!!